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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Spin-off: to is this good or bad
if you like that site try this one too..
fml
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Posted 8/18/09 9:32 AM  |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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| Posted 8/18/09 9:51 AM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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| Posted 8/18/09 9:59 AM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Ouch!
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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| Posted 8/18/09 10:03 AM |
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Finally1108
My two boys
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Angela
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
I LOVE THAT WEBSITE!!!!!
My family and i always do FML jokes now b/c of this site!
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| Posted 8/18/09 10:09 AM |
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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| Posted 8/18/09 1:02 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
oops....
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| Posted 8/18/09 3:05 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
hahaha i was totally going to post this site yesterday but didn't know if it was appropriate  thanks stacey!
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| Posted 8/18/09 4:29 PM |
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Eireann
Two ladies and a gentleman!
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Oh thank you!! I have a couple of college-aged FB friends and I had no freakin' CLUE what "fml" stood for until right now! Geez...I gotta get with it!
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| Posted 8/18/09 4:39 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
Posted by headoverheels
hahaha i was totally going to post this site yesterday but didn't know if it was appropriate thanks stacey!
anytime
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| Posted 8/18/09 5:48 PM |
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LoveyQ
Stalkers, get a life.
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Re: Spin-off: to is this good or bad
OMG I didn't know about this site... this one had me CRACKING UP:
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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| Posted 8/18/09 7:58 PM |
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