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MamaNDaddyof3
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stole this from LIW

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to

friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they

know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as

Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the

Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil

Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of

your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of

your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny

I am Dorky PottyBrains

Posted 9/5/05 12:11 AM
 
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses

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2048 total posts

Name:
Maxine

Re: stole this from LIW

I am Skippy ChickenDoodle
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Posted 9/5/05 12:15 AM
 

Stefanie

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Stefanie

Re: stole this from LIW

Crusty ChickenDoodle

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Posted 9/5/05 12:15 AM
 

AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses

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Maxine

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted 9/5/05 12:17 AM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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MrsERod™®

Re: stole this from LIW

I'm Dorfus Potty Nose

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Posted 9/5/05 12:20 AM
 

luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013

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To a brand new year to a healthier me

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Posted 9/5/05 12:24 AM
 

Mrs-Boop
My Babies

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Jaime

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted 9/5/05 12:25 AM
 

Stefanie

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Stefanie

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted by Stefanie

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Posted 9/5/05 12:26 AM
 

neenie

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Re: stole this from LIW

Sloopy Dippindukin

Posted 9/5/05 12:29 AM
 

Shorty
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really

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Goober Dippinface.

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Posted 9/5/05 12:34 AM
 

sunny
Life is good!

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Stephanie

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted 9/5/05 12:37 AM
 

Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!

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Gerty ®

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Posted 9/5/05 12:53 AM
 

Jax430
Hi!

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Jackie

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted 9/5/05 12:58 AM
 

dooodles
When you wish upon a star

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Because 2 people fell in love

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Posted 9/5/05 8:38 AM
 

sasha96
lovin' my 2 little ladies!

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Julianne

Re: stole this from LIW

Boobie ChickenHiney at your service!

Posted 9/5/05 8:52 AM
 

lvdolphins
My Loves!

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Hi,
I am Liver Gorilladoodle. Nice to meet you all!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/5/05 9:21 AM
 

Bri
I Love You to Pieces!

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9919 total posts

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Brianne

Re: stole this from LIW

I am Dorky ChuckleDunkin

Posted 9/5/05 10:39 AM
 

dm24angel
Happiness

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34581 total posts

Name:
Donna

Re: stole this from LIW

Sloopy FARKLESNIFFER

Posted 9/5/05 10:40 AM
 

robcoll1002
My Beautiful Babies

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Colleen

Re: stole this from LIW

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Posted 9/5/05 10:46 AM
 

BabyAvocado
Happy New Year

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Posted 9/5/05 10:52 AM
 
 

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