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taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

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evnme
My little lamb

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aka momma2b

taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

This is funny - You form a sentence by using this information.

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April-- I licked
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3 -------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------Chuck Norris
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a banana
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because I'm a ninja.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----------because I hate myself.
Purple----------because I'm cool.
Gray-----------because I was drunk
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my family.
Brown---------because I was high.
Other----------because that's how I roll.
None----------because I can't control myself

Posted 9/27/06 1:08 AM
 
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evnme
My little lamb

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aka momma2b

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

mine:
I loved a squirrel because the voices told me to!
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Message edited 9/27/2006 1:10:13 AM.

Posted 9/27/06 1:09 AM
 

skip123
Trying...

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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I yelled at Chuck Norris because im cool...hee hee

Posted 9/27/06 1:16 AM
 

DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it

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The cure IS worse!

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I had lunch with a noodle because I am sexy and I do what I want

Posted 9/27/06 4:06 AM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Jennifer

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

i murdered a spool because i am cool like that Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 5:47 AM
 

JTK
my 4 boys!

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Kristi

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

i ran over a baseball bat because i am a NINJA.Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 5:57 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I loved a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 6:55 AM
 

mrsmck
Be a big girl!

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Donna

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I had lunch with my best friend's boyfriend because I was drunk.

Posted 9/27/06 6:58 AM
 

joenick
Us

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Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I ran over a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want!Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 7:18 AM
 

Porrruss
Nya nya nya

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Amy

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I murdered a monster because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Whew- glad we cleared that up....

Posted 9/27/06 7:25 AM
 

LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis

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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

Posted by Porrruss

I murdered a monster because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Whew- glad we cleared that up....



Well, I sang to a stuffed animal because I'm NOT a homosexual.

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Posted 9/27/06 7:30 AM
 

SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!

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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I licked a gangster b/c I'm a Ninja

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Posted 9/27/06 7:33 AM
 

pinkandblue
Our family is complete, maybe

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Stephanie

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I loved a fork because I hate myself Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 7:33 AM
 

Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy

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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I danced with a ninja, because I'm a ninja.

wow...that was weird.

Posted 9/27/06 7:52 AM
 

scarletbegonia
Mr. Handsome

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V

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I did the Macarena with a noodle because I hate myself!

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Posted 9/27/06 7:53 AM
 

Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy

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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

Posted by mrsmck

I had lunch with my best friend's boyfriend because I was drunk.



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Posted 9/27/06 7:54 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!

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Missy

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I sang to a goat because I'm cool.

Posted 9/27/06 7:57 AM
 

skygirl
Our prayers were answered:)

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Erica

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I yelled at myself because i am cool like thatChat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 8:46 AM
 

Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!

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Professional Aunts No Kids

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I loved a squirrel because I was high!!!

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Posted 9/27/06 8:48 AM
 

Kissy331
My two miracles!

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Kristen

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I sang to my brother because that is how I roll Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 8:57 AM
 

Myrockette
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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I smoked a goat because I'm a ninjaChat Icon

Posted 9/27/06 8:59 AM
 

tray831
Dee-licious!

Member since 3/06

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His Baby

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!



I murdered my stuffed animal because I'm cool like that and also because Im a ninja.

(My shirt is black and white so I put both)

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Im hysterical just typing this.

Posted 9/27/06 9:00 AM
 

july06bride
I'm a mom!

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Nicole

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I licked a gansta cause I am drunk!

Posted 9/27/06 9:00 AM
 

IrishMom77
Brothers!!

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Roseann

Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I had lunch with a gangster because I was drunk!!
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Posted 9/27/06 9:00 AM
 

McSullivan
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Re: taken from NWR: make a funny sentence about you!

I murdered my best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll!!!

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Posted 9/27/06 9:06 AM
 
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