skprmiss
Loud is fun!!
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The Jar!!
The Jar
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>An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
>doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
>semen sample tomorrow."
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>The next day the 85-year-old man appeared at the doctor's office and gave
>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
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>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
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>"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
>Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
>help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She
>tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and
>still nothing.
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>We even called up Hilda, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
>both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>knees, but still nothing."
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>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
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>The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
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Funny!
