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skprmiss
Loud is fun!!
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The Jar!!
The Jar
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>An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
>doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a
>semen sample tomorrow."
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>The next day the 85-year-old man appeared at the doctor's office and gave
>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
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>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
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>"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
>Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
>help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She
>tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and
>still nothing.
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>We even called up Hilda, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
>both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>knees, but still nothing."
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>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>
>The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
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Michi
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 12:43 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 12:44 PM |
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MelToddJulia
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Mel
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Re: The Jar!!
 Funny!
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| Posted 3/22/06 12:45 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 12:53 PM |
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raken40
soooo in love:)
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Karen
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 12:53 PM |
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luvsun27
Check out my cool glasses
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Kim
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 1:07 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: The Jar!!
This is a good one!
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| Posted 3/22/06 1:41 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Genna
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Re: The Jar!!
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| Posted 3/22/06 2:03 PM |
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