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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Isn't it obvious?
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper...
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for yo ur butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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MarathonKnitter
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Tracey
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aliwnec10
mom of 3 boys
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Ali
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper...
thats great! 
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LuckySV
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper...
I've seen this one before
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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evnme
My little lamb
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Jenziba
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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