Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

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There is a recent incident where she saw DH's chest hair, reached up to pet it and said "aw beaver, so cute" We have NO idea where that came from, but both DH & I were nearly peeing our pants, it was freakin' hysterical. Not a cat, not a dog, but a beaver?

These are all so funny!

DS doesn't say sentences yet, but he did have an arguement with me... we are petsitting my niece's guinea pig. Landon points to it and says "Cat." I say "No, thats a Guinea Pig" Landon points again and yells "CAT" I say "Guinea Pig" Landon points again and screams "CAT" DH was laughing so hard!

OMG I am PIMP at both of these things

Seriously, my DH is a pretty straight-laced guy that is good at stifling laughs, but we were both near tears...she was petting it like an animal...and the beaver???? I don't have a CLUE where she got that from, but it was before we went to work and it made our days

Guess she really needs a real pet

Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

when my ds got his first stomach virus (at around 3) he was staying at my ex husbands house for the weekend, and i guess he couldnt find anything for him to thow up in so he gave him a pot (like a pot from the kitchen) he came home that next day and kept telling me "mommy, i choked in the pot" he didnt know he threw up i still laugh and say are you gonna choke in the pot when hes sick

Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

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Posted by nbc188

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Posted by julz33

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There is a recent incident where she saw DH's chest hair, reached up to pet it and said "aw beaver, so cute" We have NO idea where that came from, but both DH & I were nearly peeing our pants, it was freakin' hysterical. Not a cat, not a dog, but a beaver?

These are all so funny!

DS doesn't say sentences yet, but he did have an arguement with me... we are petsitting my niece's guinea pig. Landon points to it and says "Cat." I say "No, thats a Guinea Pig" Landon points again and yells "CAT" I say "Guinea Pig" Landon points again and screams "CAT" DH was laughing so hard!

OMG I am PIMP at both of these things

Seriously, my DH is a pretty straight-laced guy that is good at stifling laughs, but we were both near tears...she was petting it like an animal...and the beaver???? I don't have a CLUE where she got that from, but it was before we went to work and it made our days

Guess she really needs a real pet

And apparently she wants a beaver

Message edited 5/15/2009 11:26:25 PM.

Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

This isn't really funny - but once my aunt was shopping in Target with my cousin (i think he was about 4) and a midget walked down the aisle and as looking at items right next to them. My aunt saw my cousin staring and was thinking "please don't say something" just then my cousin said to the midget "Are you a kid? You look old but you are small" My aunt said she said SORRY and ran out of the store, she was so embarrassed!

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The other day Ale said "Agua" clear as day. So I was at Gerty;s trying to make her say it "Ale, say agua.....agua....agua?...Ale, quieres....agua?"

So she looks at me, puts her hand on the arm of the couch and says.....

"couch".

I had to laugh!!!

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I'll be in the middle of doing something with Jaidy and she will look at me and say: "Mommy, that's annoying"

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Jacob overheard me say Oh my G-d when I dropped something. Now he says Oh my Got

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I thought Maddie was saying "peace out" for the longest time and then realized she was saying "please help".

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Lately he has had a lot of hiccups and he goes "Mama I have pick-ups". Lol...

And he heard his father loudly say "f'ing b****" when this lady cut us off on the road (nearly killing us last week). Johnny repeated that lovely phrase for a day. We just ignored it and he didn't say it again until yesterday while I was shopping in party city....I'm sure the people who overheard him yell it think i'm total white trash

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When says his last name he can't manage the transition from his first to his last so he says some jumbled thing and ends with the last part of the name....

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Um, slightly

but Gianna does this as a joke we do to her.
If shes not behaving my mom jokes and says, "we are gonna spank that culli"


so at nite I will start to get dressed for bed and she will run up to me, spank my butt and say LOUDLY.

I SPANKED YOUR CULLI!!

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These are all hilarious. Isn't it funny that I'm laughing at this kid all day and now I can't think of anything


oooooo I have one. When I'm changing his diaper and go to put lotion on his butt, I sing "lotion, lotion, lotion"....he sings with me "oh sh!t, oh sh!t, oh sh!t"

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DS's new obsession is hockey. So we bought him a hockey stick and puck. We put it away and he was looking ofr it and asks me "hey ma, you know where my hockey diick is? I can't find my hockey diick"

I also find it funny how he says his name. My son has a slight italian accent (thanks to my parents).

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When I finish praying with DD and I say Amen she says Aaaachoo

Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

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Posted by nbc188

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Posted by julz33

Posted by nbc188


There is a recent incident where she saw DH's chest hair, reached up to pet it and said "aw beaver, so cute" We have NO idea where that came from, but both DH & I were nearly peeing our pants, it was freakin' hysterical. Not a cat, not a dog, but a beaver?

These are all so funny!

DS doesn't say sentences yet, but he did have an arguement with me... we are petsitting my niece's guinea pig. Landon points to it and says "Cat." I say "No, thats a Guinea Pig" Landon points again and yells "CAT" I say "Guinea Pig" Landon points again and screams "CAT" DH was laughing so hard!

OMG I am PIMP at both of these things

Seriously, my DH is a pretty straight-laced guy that is good at stifling laughs, but we were both near tears...she was petting it like an animal...and the beaver???? I don't have a CLUE where she got that from, but it was before we went to work and it made our days

Guess she really needs a real pet

And apparently she wants a beaver

Re: Toddler Mamas: What is the funniest thing DC says?

Theres this weed in our backyard that Frankie broke so he calls it the "Uh-Oh Tree"!!

Also he has this car that he broke every door, tire & mirrors off of & he calls it "broke car".

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DS has soooo many but we think when he says "allowed touch TD" (TV) it is hysterical!

Calling our dog "guy" is also a favorite!

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My DD was home with a fever and a cold this week. When she wanted to go to "school" I told her she had to stay home with me because she was sick. She got very indignant, and kept saying "Mommy, I two, I not six!"

I had to use other words because even on the phone, if I said "DD is sick" she would yell and stamp her feet "No, I two!!!"

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When he yells at the cat he points his finger and says "Ralphie get down...NOW"!

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His latest include:

"Mommy! Come baaaaaack here!" or "Daddy! Come oooooonnnn!"

"I'm cranky!"

and most other things that fascinate him can be described plainly as
"Cooool!"

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maybe not funny but

she says "leave me alone, MOM"

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"Stop it" shaking her head. Usually when I am changing her diaper or telling her "no." Its hard not to laugh.

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Probably one of those things where "its funnier when you see it", but when we stop for my coffee on the way to drop her off at day care, when she is leaving, she tells everyone to "have a good day"...i could come up with a million things b/c she keeps me laughing constantly...she is very verbal

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DD says some funny things but my 2 year old nephew had me on tears the other day.

He speaks very well, but some words are just harder for himn then others. Here is how our converstaion went the other day:

ME: Owen do you see the airplane?

Owen: Yes, I see the airplane.

Me: Owen, what about a helicopter, do you see that?

Owen: No heli-caca. We have to listen for the heli-caca.

Me after about a minute of "listening" and never seing one helipcopter

Do you see a helicopter now owen?

Owen: no, heli-caca sarah.

I think we went back and forth longer but it was soo funny how mad he got at me.

the mean Aunt Sarah who makes him say heli-caca over and over.

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Instead of saying fire-truck, Jayden says fire-f*ck.....The other night he was playing on the floor and was like "Mommy, look at my fire-f*ck!"


DH doesn't find this funny, but I think it's hilarious. Nate made up a little song called "Boom Boom, you got boobies." With each boom, boom he punches out his arms like he's hitting a punching bag.