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Celt
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Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
This list is old but you know that Washington Post Mensa Invitational, which asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition? Here's the last list...
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ***.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15 Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): ***** in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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My FB "ring" are coming up with some new and wonderful ones:
FACEKOOK--ya know a kook on facebook. Should I trademark that? Can I be in Mensa now?
MADEOFF- That's when someone who is supposed to invest ur money, instead makes off with it. "Yo, kid, don't pull a Madeoff with the beer funds"
Faceboob-a FB'er who posts cooments that are VERY embarassing and doesn't realize ALL your friends can see them on your wall
GIVE IT A WHIRL IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY!!!!
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mrswask
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
I know I'm dating myself - but does anyone remember Sniglets from that cable show - Not Necessarily the News? They made up different words - so funny! These are great.
I was JUST talking about Sniglets with someone yesterday!
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sasha96
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Posted by mrswask
I know I'm dating myself - but does anyone remember Sniglets from that cable show - Not Necessarily the News? They made up different words - so funny! These are great.
I was JUST talking about Sniglets with someone yesterday!
I totally remember sniglets and still have a book of them in the basement!
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
These are just off the top of my head, so be kind... 
Inchestments: Money spent on breast enhancements
Mecycling: Taking any story that anybody says, and turning around to be about you.
Twister: Posting tweets about yourself that are lies and exaggerations.
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Posted by GoldenRod
These are just off the top of my head, so be kind...
Inchestments: Money spent on breast enhancements
Mecycling: Taking any story that anybody says, and turning around to be about you.
Twister: Posting tweets about yourself that are lies and exaggerations.
 soooooo gooooood you have a future in this!!!
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| Posted 3/16/09 9:31 AM |
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mrswask
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Shawn - those are great!!! The mecycling is hysterical!!!
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Shavings account: With the current economy, that's all we have left in the bank....
Chart attack: What you feel when you see the yearly Dow Jones... 
Slampagne: Chugging bubbly on New Years because you're all alone....
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
BailOUCH.... what we're all going to feel very soon....
Operating Schism: Really wanting to own a Mac, but forced to use Windows by your company.
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
401-OK: What your 401K will be when/if it regains value equal to what it was in August 2008...
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| Posted 3/16/09 9:52 AM |
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Mupplet: A Mullet in an unnatural color:
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| Posted 3/16/09 9:59 AM |
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
OctoBOMB: When your plan to become a media sensation after delivering 8 babies bites you in the assssss.
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| Posted 3/16/09 10:06 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Scholar power: The energy given off by a very smart person.
Hi-bred car: An expensive car that is purchased by snobs to make themselves feel important.
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| Posted 3/16/09 10:12 AM |
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
OMG I like yours so much better than mine!!!
And um, I'm singing "Tea, for two, and two, for tea..." while we play this!
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Pillaux: a throw pillow in a synthetic material that is supposed to look like mink.
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
I like the ones you two are thinking up
Wunch What annoying people with baby voices eat between 12-1
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| Posted 3/16/09 10:19 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Festifull: that feeling you get in your gut after 2 large pretzels, 3 corn dogs, 2 fried Snickers bars, a Knish and two funnel cakes...
Paradice: An all expense paid trip to Vegas 
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Restaurunt: Places to eat that allow small dogs...  
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Doctormate Degree: pursuing a postgraduate education for the sole purpose of finding a mate at the institution of choice.
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Posted by GoldenRod
Restaurunt: Places to eat that allow small dogs...
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
isickle lights: 
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Shylies: smilies that don't like crowds...
  
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Flexus: a car bought by a guy just to show how much of a man he is... 
Flambo:
Message edited 3/16/2009 10:48:47 AM.
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Passta: Really bad linguine that you'd rather skip than eat.
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Celt
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Hohump... Having sex just 'cause you're bored...
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GoldenRod
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Re: Try your hand at that "Mensa Invitational" word game!
Post Apocalypse: Making a thread or post that brings the entire LIF world down on your A$$!
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