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Daybreak
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Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
Ok believe it or not my mother did this!
When no one is looking take a little pumpkin pie and wipe it on the side of your shoe the sitdown and cross your legs and start asking does anyone smell that....Then bring your attention to your shoe and...ill is that....
wipe it with your finger smell it then lick it.....it gets them everytime!!
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Phyl
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
OMG  I'd probably puke at the table 
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| Posted 11/22/06 8:52 AM |
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Lauren
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:15 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:16 AM |
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LaurenExp
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:16 AM |
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JP826
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
LMAO!!
I have to do this tomorrow!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:17 AM |
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Moehick
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
Ewwwww
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:19 AM |
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jerrysgirl
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E & J
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
ewwww couldn't do it. gross.
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:22 AM |
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Maathy317
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
Oh my! 
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:25 AM |
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
Here is another one my aunt did one year
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY (Just in time for the season)
One year at Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my Mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep, She's BLONDE
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:34 AM |
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Daybreak
LIF Infant
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
Posted by bridget-n-jimmy
Here is another one my aunt did one year
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY (Just in time for the season)
One year at Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my Mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my Mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep, She's BLONDE
OMG! Thats great!
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:37 AM |
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Re: Ultimate Thanksgiving joke
 These are hysterical!
Not as funny as yours but one year my whole family and I planned a joke on my mom who cooked the entire meal herself. The table was set with all the food and we waited for my mom to come in the dining room and sit down at the table before we started eating. As soon as she sat, all of us (about 10 people) got up and said oh I am not that hungry and proceeded to walk into the living room, throwing down our napkins. The look on my moms face was priceless!
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| Posted 11/22/06 9:42 AM |
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