Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?

This one is mean but not dirty. (unless you change some of the language)

A woman goes into a suprmarket and buys:

one roll of toilet paper
one can of tuna fish
one apple
one roll
one bar of soap
one container of yogurt and
one frozen dinner

She goes up to the cashier to check out and the cashier says to her:

"Oh you must be single."

She responds with:

"Why, because i bought ONE of everything?"

and he says:

"No, its because you are so darn ugly."

Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

A rope walks into a bar and wants to order a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes in here." So he walks out very angry and walks back in and the bartender says "I thought I told you that we don't serve ropes in here." And he says "A rope? I'm a frayed knot!" Get it?

What kind of car sees a podiatrist?






Wait for it...













A toe truck!

Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?

Re: What is your all time favorite (clean) joke?

If you are American you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?







European (You're a peein)