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crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

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raken40
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Karen

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

i heard that by kissing you could get pregnant! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 9:08 AM
 
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momAGAIN
so outrageous

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TJ

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

back in Buffalo they have a bad kids home from way back i guess it used to be an orphanage it was called Father Bakers ..I would get told I would be sent there if i was bad


If I made a nasty face my face was going to get stuck like that and I would have to walk around like that forever

If I swallowed watremelon seeds a watermelon would grown in my belly




Posted 6/2/06 9:10 AM
 

NoStressMom
My Heart and Soul

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D

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

that I had to eat the crust off the white bread to make my hair grow long!!Chat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 9:23 AM
 

Boobobunny
Live in the Present

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Dannielle

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

my grandmother would tell me that if I swallowed the seeds from the watermelon...that a watermelon would grow in my tummy.


my father convinved me that I would have a baby brother if I sat on my butt....and a baby sister if I stood on my head. I stood on my head every day during my mother's entire pregnancy with my sister.

Posted 6/2/06 9:26 AM
 

dpli
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

I have a friend who is the youngest of 9 kids. Her mom used to tell them that when they lie, God makes a mark on their tongue. So when something got broken in the house, or someone did something wrong and wouldn't own up to it, she would line them all up and make them stick out their tongues. Of course all but one would proudly stick their tongue ALL the way out and the guilty party would just sort of poke it out. She always got them!

Posted 6/2/06 9:29 AM
 

LAMGAJ28
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by dpli

I have a friend who is the youngest of 9 kids. Her mom used to tell them that when they lie, God makes a mark on their tongue. So when something got broken in the house, or someone did something wrong and wouldn't own up to it, she would line them all up and make them stick out their tongues. Of course all but one would proudly stick their tongue ALL the way out and the guilty party would just sort of poke it out. She always got them!



This is a good one...and the one that posted (Jax) is hilarious.....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 8/5/2011 11:56:44 AM.

Posted 6/2/06 9:33 AM
 

kathleeng

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Kathleen

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

I remember my mom telling me she was pregnant with my brother because she had a seed that started growing in her tummy.

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Posted 6/2/06 9:34 AM
 

smdl
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me

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My mom had Santa Claus's telephone number and showed it to me several times.

My nanny told me to stop looking at the mirror all the time or I would see the Devil.

Posted 6/2/06 9:41 AM
 

momAGAIN
so outrageous

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TJ

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by dpli

I have a friend who is the youngest of 9 kids. Her mom used to tell them that when they lie, God makes a mark on their tongue. So when something got broken in the house, or someone did something wrong and wouldn't own up to it, she would line them all up and make them stick out their tongues. Of course all but one would proudly stick their tongue ALL the way out and the guilty party would just sort of poke it out. She always got them!




I have 6 kids think I may have to try this! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 6/2/2006 9:43:42 AM.

Posted 6/2/06 9:43 AM
 

FireIslandLove

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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by momAGAIN

If I made a nasty face my face was going to get stuck like that and I would have to walk around like that forever



Yup that one for me!

Posted 6/2/06 9:43 AM
 

LIBOUND
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Suzy

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

If you eat the top of the strawberry you will grow trees in your tummy!!!

Posted 6/2/06 9:48 AM
 

SweetT
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Ali

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My Mom used to say, don't swallow the pits in watermelons or they will grow in your belly! So cute.

Posted 6/2/06 10:11 AM
 

Ambersmom
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Sharon

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

If I swallowed the watermelon seeds, I'd grow one in my stomach.

Posted 6/2/06 10:17 AM
 

MsMa
Momma's Boy ?

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Meri

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

If you swallow watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow in your stomach!

ETA: Whoops sorry didn't see the above post.

Message edited 6/2/2006 10:51:14 AM.

Posted 6/2/06 10:50 AM
 

casey31
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Mommy to two boys and a girl

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My mom told me she had magic powers and that is why she could tell that I snuck chocolate from the cabinet before my parents would wake up in the morning.

I believed her- now I know that she could smell it on my breath when I kissed her good morning!

Posted 6/2/06 10:57 AM
 

Beth
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by coopersmom

My brother used to tell me that families were only allowed to have 2 children and since I was the 3rd child I was going to have to leave.




Chat Icon we said the same thing to my sister

and since she was tanner then us- we told her that when we went to Mexico - they weren't going to let her come back home with us

Posted 6/2/06 11:03 AM
 

sweetpea0717
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Trish

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by mommy2Alex

When I was bad my mother used to tell me she was going to call the childrens home. She even had the number in the telephone book. She would call and I would throw a fit. I pictured it like the dog pound with kids in cages and they would take me away in net. Chat Icon Funny, now when I look back on it but God was I scared. When I would calm down she would pretend to call back and say I promised to be good. Talk about emotional abuse. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



how cute...I'll have to remember this oneChat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 11:11 AM
 

karacg
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

I am the youngest of 6 and my brothers and sisters would tell me I was adopted, or dropped off at the door by the gypsies.

Mom said the thing about my face freezing when I made nasty faces too.

Mom said I would always be her baby...I hated that when I was 12 but I love it now!

SOme of these are hysterical!

Posted 6/2/06 11:13 AM
 

saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!

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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...

Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

not from me, but my sisters friend has some funny ones

her daughter didn't want to go to church, she's 3, so her mother told her that she is going to call Jesus and he is going to cry.

Posted 6/2/06 11:23 AM
 
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