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Whats the funniest thing that has ever

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missus-hbradio
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever

Posted by dooodles

Okay, here's a nutty one for you:

I am such a good girl that my own body will not let me sleep with someone I don't truly care about. So one night I really wanted to be bad and just go for it. Well, I knew it wasn't right but really wanted to get me some and halfway through, all the muscles in my body locked in position on me. I had to explain what was going on since at this point everything I was feeling was painful. We had to stop and he had to slowly lower me on the floor and then massage every body part that was frozen in the position I got stuck in. I think it took us about an hour to get me lying flat and then took a couple of muscle relaxants. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon


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Dooodles that is kinda scary!Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 10/22/05 2:46 PM
 
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deedee
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Danielle

Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever

We lived in our old apartment, the headboard hit the wall so many times that it dug a pretty big hole in it. Dh had to spackle it the next day with a big grin on his face.
-oh also, one night after too many drinks..I decided to do a drunken reverse cowgirl move, got the spins, fell off and threw up. Not funny at the time, but hysterical when we look back at it.Chat Icon

Posted 10/23/05 1:23 PM
 
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