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CouponKT
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins... take the literature out of the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized'.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times; "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS!!!!!
Message edited 12/3/2007 11:10:21 AM.
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TreAnt427
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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quasi3
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Stacey
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:11 AM |
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mikeswife06
Drama Momma
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Anne
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
Gross!!! 
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:23 AM |
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Reese32
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:30 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:57 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:58 AM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 11:58 AM |
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Mommy2Boys
My Boys!!!!
Member since 6/06 14437 total posts
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C
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
OMG...are they really?
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| Posted 12/3/07 12:02 PM |
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jerrysgirl
I love my hot dog!!
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E & J
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 12:02 PM |
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4monkeys
boys will be boys =)
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 12:23 PM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 12:31 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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| Posted 12/3/07 3:35 PM |
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MrsKelly
just hangin' around...
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Krista
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
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Emily
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
ewwwww OMG is that true???
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| Posted 12/3/07 4:20 PM |
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luvsun27
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Kim
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
I have seen this email before. When I worked for my old company...I forwarded this to a few of my employees. One of the people forwarded this to people at our stores (retail). Well...someone in HR got a hold of this and wrote up my employee, because she said that it was not helpful to employee morale to send emails about hating your job. I went to my boss and told her that if HR writes up one of my employees, then she is going to have to write me up also...I was the one who forwarded the email because I found it funny and that whomever was insulted by it should get a sense of humor Neither one of us got written up in the end
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| Posted 12/3/07 4:55 PM |
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CaMacho
Sisters :)
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Jess
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
Does anyone have this thermometer? I want to know if that's true.
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| Posted 12/3/07 4:59 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
snopes.com says false.......
I say hilarious
Snopes website
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| Posted 12/3/07 6:25 PM |
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mcl916
my two loves
Member since 10/06 5133 total posts
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Megan
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
I think I would prefer that job to my own
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| Posted 12/3/07 6:45 PM |
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Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" kind of day
Hmmmm... I'm actually THINKING of getting a part time job.... 
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| Posted 12/3/07 10:11 PM |
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diva7531
My Peanut
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Ryan 3 boys EDD 11/6!
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