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WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!

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elyssa222
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WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have
to lay you or Jack off.'


'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh!t.'


Message edited 10/21/2008 6:36:08 AM.

Posted 10/21/08 6:35 AM
 
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Posted 10/21/08 6:40 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 8:16 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 8:37 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 9:01 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 9:24 AM
 

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I just sent this to my mother, the English Professor. She'll love it..

Posted 10/21/08 9:26 AM
 

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OMG! That is freakin' awesome!!!
I'm saving this one!
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Posted 10/21/08 9:33 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 9:38 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 9:57 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 9:59 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 10:38 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 10:56 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 10:57 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 11:03 AM
 

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that is VERY funny

Posted 10/21/08 11:04 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 11:35 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 11:47 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 11:57 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 11:57 AM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 12:29 PM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 12:31 PM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 2:01 PM
 

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Posted 10/21/08 2:33 PM
 
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