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elyssa222
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WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh!t.'
Message edited 10/21/2008 6:36:08 AM.
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Posted 10/21/08 6:35 AM |
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
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Posted 10/21/08 6:40 AM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
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Posted 10/21/08 8:16 AM |
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lvdolphins
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Posted 10/21/08 8:37 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Posted 10/21/08 9:01 AM |
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MrsERod
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
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Posted 10/21/08 9:24 AM |
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
omg
I just sent this to my mother, the English Professor. She'll love it..
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Posted 10/21/08 9:26 AM |
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anonttcer
BOOOO for fall!
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
OMG! That is freakin' awesome!!! I'm saving this one!
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Posted 10/21/08 9:33 AM |
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smdl
I love Gary too..on a plate!
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Posted 10/21/08 9:38 AM |
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
OMG
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Posted 10/21/08 9:57 AM |
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JennyPenny
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Posted 10/21/08 9:59 AM |
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
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Posted 10/21/08 10:38 AM |
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Mere09
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
That was good...
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Posted 10/21/08 10:56 AM |
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sweetdreamz1181
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Posted 10/21/08 10:57 AM |
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sj-girl
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
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Posted 10/21/08 11:03 AM |
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snowflake08
Love my boys!!!
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
that is VERY funny
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Posted 10/21/08 11:04 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Posted 10/21/08 11:35 AM |
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4ForMe
:)
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Posted 10/21/08 11:42 AM |
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CCMommy
EVERYTHING CHANGES
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
Tee hee.. I like it
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Posted 10/21/08 11:47 AM |
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
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Posted 10/21/08 11:57 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Posted 10/21/08 11:57 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
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Posted 10/21/08 12:29 PM |
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Marcie
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Posted 10/21/08 12:31 PM |
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metagefken
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Posted 10/21/08 2:01 PM |
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Melimaup
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Re: WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT!!!
thats great!
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Posted 10/21/08 2:33 PM |
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