I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response !!
Dear Electric Customer, Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. S*cks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!