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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the
afternoon, they're flats

Posted 5/13/05 3:50 PM
 
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by MrsERod

Yo mama's so fat she takes up both sides of the family
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Posted 5/13/05 3:50 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to EVERYBODY!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:50 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by TheInfamousOTG

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu



I'm crying I'm laughuing so hard!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:50 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Your mama's lips are so fat, that they look like my *** sideways

Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

Smileyd17
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Re: Yo Mama.....

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LadyL is pratically peeing her pantalones over here!

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Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by LadyLainez

Posted by TheInfamousOTG

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu



I'm crying I'm laughuing so hard!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth

Posted 5/13/05 3:51 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by LadyLainez

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Posted 5/13/05 3:52 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's lips are so big, she can whisper in her own ear!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:52 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's belly has got so many rolls on it, that she has to screw on her
pants

Posted 5/13/05 3:52 PM
 

Stefanie

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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama is sooo tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus...


Thanks to my old third graders.....Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:52 PM
 

Tany
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by MrsERod

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



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Posted 5/13/05 3:52 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat, she could sell shade

Posted 5/13/05 3:53 PM
 

MrsERod
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Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth fall out!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:53 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:53 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out
with a job application

Posted 5/13/05 3:53 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out .Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:54 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down

Posted 5/13/05 3:54 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham.BwaaahChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:55 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:55 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama so fat she beeps when she backs upChat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 3:55 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's house so small she got a door mat and had wall to wall carpeting.

Posted 5/13/05 3:56 PM
 
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