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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your mama's so fat she put on a Malcolm X shirt and laid out in the yard and a helicopter landed on her back.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:16 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
You're momma's so fat, she's got her own zip-code.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:17 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your mama's so fat she keeps her boyfriends warm in the winter and gives them shade in the summer
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Posted 5/13/05 4:17 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, you have to wear sunglasses around her.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your momma so fat, she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
your mama is so poor even the cockroaches had to go on welfare
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Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
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Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your momma's so fat, her waistline is the Equator.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Posted by MrsERod
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Knock knock. Who's there? Sham. Sham who? I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
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Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to her.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Your momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Yo Mama.....
OMG...and the momma jokes kepp going...and going....
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Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM |
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luvsbob4603
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama is so fat that they had to throw her out of the chinese restraunt.
Message edited 5/13/2005 4:22:40 PM.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM |
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Tany
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Posted by TheInfamousOTG
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:23 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's hair is so short, she uses rice as rollers!!
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Posted 5/13/05 4:23 PM |
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MrsMaz
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's so fat she uses the VCR as a beeper.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:25 PM |
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MrsMaz
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Re: Yo Mama.....
Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed at a shoot out.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:26 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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Re: Yo Mama.....
yo mama is so fat she thought a tape would fit in the dvd.
Message edited 5/13/2005 4:26:48 PM.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:26 PM |
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