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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat she put on a Malcolm X shirt and laid out in the yard and a helicopter landed on her back.

Posted 5/13/05 4:16 PM
 
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

You're momma's so fat, she's got her own zip-code.

Posted 5/13/05 4:17 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your mama's so fat she keeps her boyfriends warm in the winter and gives them shade in the summer

Posted 5/13/05 4:17 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your momma's teeth are so yellow, you have to wear sunglasses around her.

Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your momma so fat, she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

your mama is so poor even the cockroaches had to go on welfare

Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM
 

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Re: Yo Mama.....

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?

You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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Posted 5/13/05 4:18 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Your momma's so fat, her waistline is the Equator.

Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by MrsERod

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?

You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.
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Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 4:19 PM
 

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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!

Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to her.

Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Your momma so ugly she makes onions cry.

Posted 5/13/05 4:20 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Yo Mama.....

OMG...and the momma jokes kepp going...and going.... Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM
 

luvsbob4603
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama is so fat that they had to throw her out of the chinese restraunt.

Message edited 5/13/2005 4:22:40 PM.

Posted 5/13/05 4:21 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM
 

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Re: Yo Mama.....

Posted by TheInfamousOTG

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...



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Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.

Posted 5/13/05 4:22 PM
 

MrsERod
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Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 4:23 PM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's hair is so short, she uses rice as rollers!! Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 4:23 PM
 

MrsMaz
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Re: Yo Mama.....

Yo mama's so fat she uses the VCR as a beeper.

Posted 5/13/05 4:25 PM
 

MrsMaz
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Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed at a shoot out.

Posted 5/13/05 4:26 PM
 

luvsbob4603
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Re: Yo Mama.....

yo mama is so fat she thought a tape would fit in the dvd.

Message edited 5/13/2005 4:26:48 PM.

Posted 5/13/05 4:26 PM
 
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