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JTK
my 4 boys!
Member since 6/06 7396 total posts
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Kristi
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
when your coach accessory is really a diaper bag
when you drive a minivan!!!
when you can't remember that last time your food was hot!
wen you have a muffin top!!! 
when you go out with friends and have a curfew of 10 pm!
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krashnburn
I am Batman!
Member since 5/05 4093 total posts
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I'm Batman, I tell you!
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
When you walk out of the house with hair in a pony tail and sweats (OK, even thoug I did this before I was a mom) and don't care about the patch of spit up on your left shoulder or the big green stain that might be peas (or who knows what else) on your right sleeve. And I said this to DH the other day as I wiped a boogie off DS's face with my hand--you know I'm a mom now.
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| Posted 11/2/07 11:49 AM |
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Bxgell2
Perfection
Member since 5/05 16438 total posts
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Beth
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
When it doesn't even phase you when you pick up your daughter out of the bathtub and notice poop floating in the water 
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| Posted 11/2/07 11:55 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
Member since 5/05 46292 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
-When you walk around singing "Lalalala It's Elmo's world" all day.
-You change poopy diapers and it does not bother you.
-DS gets up screaming in the middle of the night, you get a bit frusturated, then just want to cuddle with him because it's breaking your heart.
- When you hear that belly laugh and your heart just melts.
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:05 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
when you can't sleep anymore and you are always in alarm mode.
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:06 PM |
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twobabies
Praying
Member since 7/05 9662 total posts
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Mrs. Honeybee
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
Posted by nferrandi
accidently getting poop on your finger/hand doesn't gross you out.
i was just going to write the same thing. 
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:08 PM |
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cgdg61606
Little Brother Christopher
Member since 2/07 6815 total posts
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Christine
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
I can relate to all of these answers, but the two I like most are:
Spitup as an accessory
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Feeling of accomplishment when you get all the boogies out of DC's nose
I ALWAYS have spit up on me. I go to work with spit up on me and don't think twice about it...
I have to wrestle with DS and practically hold him down with one arm while digging for boogies with the other, while he screams as if I'm murdering him!!! When I see boogie-free nostrils, I'm PROUD - I've accomplishmed something!!
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:09 PM |
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Kate
*****
Member since 5/05 7557 total posts
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Kate
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
You know you are a mom when the best news you heard last week was that Wonder Pets was all new episodes.
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:21 PM |
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dawnygirl25
Growing up soo fast..
Member since 1/06 14917 total posts
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Dawn
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
you know your a mom when you use your own sleeve to wipe your childs running nose.
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:26 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
Member since 7/05 57538 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
you walk out of the house in an old shirt, jeans & no makeup but you're ok with it because your kids look cute.
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:28 PM |
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CunningOne
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Member since 5/05 26975 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
when you pull out your wipes case, open it up and try to pay the cashier with a wipe. 
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:43 PM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
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JoAnne
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
When you'll do anything to help your constipated baby!
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| Posted 11/2/07 12:54 PM |
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
When you never ever again say "My baby/child will NEVER do that!"
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| Posted 11/2/07 1:23 PM |
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CouponKT
Our family is complete
Member since 6/06 16494 total posts
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K
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
most of the *new* clothing in your house is a size 18 months - not a size 18 womens
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| Posted 11/2/07 1:54 PM |
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NS1976
My princess!
Member since 5/05 6548 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
you walk out of the house in an old shirt, jeans & no makeup but you're ok with it because your kids look cute.
I agree with SO MANY of them but this one has me dieing over here!!!!! This is so me now! As long as Megan looks cute, I feel like it doesnt matter what I look like. It actually makes me feel cute! HAHA
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:04 PM |
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chelle
It's a Good Life
Member since 8/06 15404 total posts
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Isn't it obvious?
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
*You pay attention to the color of poop.
*You find yourself listening to Jack's Big Music show cd (singing all the words) and DC isn't even in the car with you.
*Your daily vocabulary consists of "thhhhwwwwbbbbbbttttttttsshhhhhhhhh"
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:12 PM |
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Ali1
Mommy
Member since 8/05 3116 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
This thread is making me laugh out loud.
I totally agree with the catching the vomit one. That has happened on more then one occassion and I find myself cupping my hands closed to get it now.
And the boogy one. I too use to have to wrestle with my children to get the boogies out of their noses because they would clog them up and make them sound like they could not breathe...i thought i only did that.
Mine is you know you are mom when you can go from a store exit, to your car, buckle your baby in, fold up the stoller and start the car in 2 minutes flat!
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:31 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
Member since 5/05 24065 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
...your clothes are like three years old but your kids are in fashion
..you look forward to a night out with your DH and you both talk/think about the kids the entire time.
..when your DH and DC back out of the driveway and you realize your entire life is in that car.
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:37 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
Member since 5/05 24065 total posts
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
Posted by Kate
You know you are a mom when the best news you heard last week was that Wonder Pets was all new episodes.
My DH was playing cards with his friends and one of their cell phones started ringing and one guy started to sing "The phone the phone is ringing" and without missing a beat my DH sang "The phone we'll be right there" and then a third guy finished the song
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:39 PM |
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Aga
hello baby Albert
Member since 9/05 7750 total posts
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Aga
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
when you think you hear your dc crying even though he is not around or sleeping...
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DUCKS2001
Then there was 2
Member since 3/06 5696 total posts
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Christine
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
you are swaying back and forth when your not holding the baby
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| Posted 11/2/07 2:50 PM |
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
When you dig your finger in DC's nose to get out that booger
When you actually catch yourself LICKING your finger to use it to clean the shmutz off DC's face!!!! (not after picking his nose, of course!!!)
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| Posted 11/2/07 3:31 PM |
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
Posted by V-S03
You open your purse and have extra diapers, pacifiers and used burp clothes.
Ummm - you mean, your purse is now the diaper bag!!!
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| Posted 11/2/07 3:34 PM |
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
Posted by Stacey1403
Posted by Kate
You know you are a mom when the best news you heard last week was that Wonder Pets was all new episodes.
My DH was playing cards with his friends and one of their cell phones started ringing and one guy started to sing "The phone the phone is ringing" and without missing a beat my DH sang "The phone we'll be right there" and then a third guy finished the song
this is SEWIOUS... we have to HELP him 
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| Posted 11/2/07 3:35 PM |
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Re: You know you are a mom when.... [fill in the blank]
Posted by Bxgell2
When it doesn't even phase you when you pick up your daughter out of the bathtub and notice poop floating in the water
PIMP...... I just almost choked on my own saliva....
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| Posted 11/2/07 3:36 PM |
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