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You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

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dm24angel
Happiness

Member since 5/05

34581 total posts

Name:
Donna

You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

-You attempt to pay with your Library card and not Debit card at the store....

-You pour Formula from its pitcher into your cofee versus MILK.

-You five minutes later attempt to drink a bottle versus the cup of coffee next to it

-You go to grab your gloves from your coat pocket and realize you shoved a bib and a burp cloth, not gloves in there.

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I hope my son got my missing brain cells...

Add yours!

Posted 11/20/07 7:55 PM
 
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Mommy2Boys
My Boys!!!!

Member since 6/06

14437 total posts

Name:
C

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

I hear ya! I burned my arm and fell down the stairs last week Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/20/07 7:57 PM
 

Mrs. Patticakes
SPREAD KINDNESS

Member since 9/06

17330 total posts

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Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

-You attempt to call Quest labs for your blood results that you had drawn somewhere completely different Chat Icon

Posted 11/20/07 7:58 PM
 

MrsR
My love.

Member since 5/05

6247 total posts

Name:
Jennifer

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

I have walked out of my house with my PORTABLE phone (landline) instead of my cell phone!

Posted 11/20/07 8:02 PM
 

EmmaNick
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Member since 12/06

16001 total posts

Name:
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Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

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I was trying to fax from the copy machine, does that count? Chat Icon

Posted 11/20/07 8:12 PM
 

JennChris
life moves fast

Member since 5/05

4225 total posts

Name:
Jenn

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by MrsR

I have walked out of my house with my PORTABLE phone (landline) instead of my cell phone!


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Posted 11/20/07 8:30 PM
 

leighla
Support Cancer Research

Member since 5/05

16353 total posts

Name:
Lauren

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

I've tried on several occasions to open my front door with my car opener. Chat Icon

Posted 11/20/07 8:31 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
My Everything!

Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Lets see - I know I have posted quite often about this...

you grab the teething keys instead of your car keys

You leave the diaper bag in the middle of the parking lot and dont realize it until you reach for it to bring it inside (remember that one?)

I have done the near bottle sip when aiming for my coffee (or my beer Chat Icon )

When you can't get the theme song to Oobie out of your head


When you start calling DH "baby bear" and "my little boo" because you forget you are talking to HIM and not DC

Posted 11/20/07 8:48 PM
 

rose825
Best Friends

Member since 6/05

10228 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Today I picked up the headset at work and tried to dial the phone using the numbers on my keyboard.

Posted 11/20/07 8:50 PM
 

lvdolphins
My Loves!

Member since 5/05

46292 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by JennChris

Posted by MrsR

I have walked out of my house with my PORTABLE phone (landline) instead of my cell phone!


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Yep. I've done this too.Chat Icon

Simply, when I walk into a room and just stand there going Chat Icon Chat Icon WTH did I come in here for?

Posted 11/20/07 8:53 PM
 

Salason

Member since 6/05

9878 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

you pour lemonade on your cereal and seriously consider eating it that way

Posted 11/20/07 9:02 PM
 

My3Shmoos
Me and my Monkey

Member since 7/06

2437 total posts

Name:
K

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Someone calls you to confirm plans and you can't remember ever making plans.

Posted 11/20/07 11:02 PM
 

LInative
LIF Adult

Member since 11/05

1977 total posts

Name:
Cassie

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by JennChris

Posted by MrsR

I have walked out of my house with my PORTABLE phone (landline) instead of my cell phone!


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I've done the same thing and thought I was losing it!!!

Posted 11/21/07 8:42 AM
 

LInative
LIF Adult

Member since 11/05

1977 total posts

Name:
Cassie

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

oh I have another. DH opens the pantry to find that tall glass of water you thought you already poured for yourself but didn't have time to try and find it.

Posted 11/21/07 8:45 AM
 

pmpkn087
Life is good...

Member since 9/05

18504 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

When you leave your wallet in your car on the DASHBOARD for THREE DAYS!!!!!!Chat Icon And don't even notice it was missing.Chat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 9:26 AM
 

Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it

Member since 5/05

30683 total posts

Name:
D

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

when my boys wer eon formula, I poured it into my coffee thinking it was creamerChat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 9:27 AM
 

Smileyd17
kids

Member since 5/05

20997 total posts

Name:
Mommy

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

When you walk out of your home thinking you have your keys on you, close door behind you, got to car, that is thankfully open but NO CAR KEYS OR HOUSE KEYS and its RAINING!!!

Like I said, luckily car was open and DD was able to stay dry.

I cried until someone came to help me! Chat Icon

Message edited 11/21/2007 9:30:14 AM.

Posted 11/21/07 9:29 AM
 

2BEANS
wow time is going fast.

Member since 9/07

16106 total posts

Name:
Tina

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

When you tell a stranger on the phone you love them before hanging up. (oops)

Posted 11/21/07 9:44 AM
 

waterspout4
My loves

Member since 5/06

19150 total posts

Name:
Kelly

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by BabySammie

When you tell a stranger on the phone you love them before hanging up. (oops)



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Posted 11/21/07 9:54 AM
 

waterspout4
My loves

Member since 5/06

19150 total posts

Name:
Kelly

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by dm24angel

-You go to grab your gloves from your coat pocket and realize you shoved a bib and a burp cloth, not gloves in there.




I just did this!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 9:55 AM
 

2BEANS
wow time is going fast.

Member since 9/07

16106 total posts

Name:
Tina

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by waterspout4

Posted by dm24angel

-You go to grab your gloves from your coat pocket and realize you shoved a bib and a burp cloth, not gloves in there.




I just did this!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon



Yeah! im not the only one! Chat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 9:58 AM
 

2BEANS
wow time is going fast.

Member since 9/07

16106 total posts

Name:
Tina

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

I just did another one.. i ordered the M&Ms for my dd baptism. I put the date on m&m but i put the date wrong.. i put '07.. its in feb '08... agghhhh.

I called them and the lady said she would fix it ... that was a close one, good thing i remembered before receiving in the mail... close one.

Posted 11/21/07 3:36 PM
 

Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn

Member since 5/05

27567 total posts

Name:
Janice

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by LInative

Posted by JennChris

Posted by MrsR

I have walked out of my house with my PORTABLE phone (landline) instead of my cell phone!


Chat Icon Chat Icon Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one that did thatChat Icon



I've done the same thing and thought I was losing it!!!

I do this as well.Chat Icon Chat Icon

I can't tell you how many times I grab a pan from the oven without a mitt on.Chat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 3:48 PM
 

joenick
Us

Member since 6/06

9370 total posts

Name:
Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

When you have dreams that you are having sex with characters from children's programming shows.






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Posted 11/21/07 3:55 PM
 

2BEANS
wow time is going fast.

Member since 9/07

16106 total posts

Name:
Tina

Re: You know you have MOMMY brain when.....

Posted by joenick

When you have dreams that you are having sex with characters from children's programming shows.






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uh oh. is that what i look forward too? who was it?? was it elmo? Chat Icon

Posted 11/21/07 4:18 PM
 
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