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CnG143
LIF Toddler
Member since 11/09 379 total posts
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Mrs.N
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You know you're a teacher when....
You find a pattern block in your boot.
Yes I found a pattern block in my boot this morning. 
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Posted 10/30/11 6:23 PM  |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
Member since 5/05 15952 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You read your niece's Facebook status...
"I'm not reading anymore of the Odyssey... doesn't matter, I know I'm going to fail the quiz anyway... going to start on my Geometry... hoping to get an A on that test."
And realize she has provided the perfect example of "maximizing utility at the margin".
So, you make it your anticipatory set for your next day's Economics' lesson 
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| Posted 10/30/11 7:38 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
Member since 5/05 15952 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You're at Disney's Monster Inc comedy show...
The character asks the audience to scream out the name of a country...
THREE people behind you shout... "Africa"
Your husband cringes as you shout back...
"Africa is a CONTINENT, not a country".
Job security, job security
When you see a misspelling on a menu, sign, etc... you want to pull out the red pen and circle it.
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| Posted 10/30/11 7:42 PM |
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fdnywife
Mommy of 3 and 4 rescues
Member since 9/09 1841 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
you spend more time with other peoples children than your own! 
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| Posted 10/30/11 7:55 PM |
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LoveDayLove
LIF Adult
Member since 2/11 1250 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You tell your dogs nice _____ for everything they do. Today Dh stopped me and said "Did you just say nice kissing to the dog?!?!"
Message edited 10/30/2011 9:21:23 PM.
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| Posted 10/30/11 9:21 PM |
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CnG143
LIF Toddler
Member since 11/09 379 total posts
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Mrs.N
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by LoveDayLove
You tell your dogs nice _____ for everything they do. Today Dh stopped me and said "Did you just say nice kissing to the dog?!?!"
hahahahahahahahah I do this all the time!!
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| Posted 10/31/11 4:22 PM |
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rsquared
Sweet P is here!
Member since 4/11 2026 total posts
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R
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You want to fill out ABC charts to track your significant other's behaviors. :P
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| Posted 10/31/11 5:43 PM |
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Sweetlax22
LIF Adult
Member since 5/10 1904 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You come home with communication symbols In your pocket.
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| Posted 10/31/11 5:48 PM |
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LoveDayLove
LIF Adult
Member since 2/11 1250 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by Robin
You want to fill out ABC charts to track your significant other's behaviors. :P
When I was waiting to get engaged, I put up a picture schedule for DH!
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| Posted 10/31/11 6:04 PM |
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NASP09
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Member since 6/05 6030 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by LoveDayLove
Posted by Robin
You want to fill out ABC charts to track your significant other's behaviors. :P
When I was waiting to get engaged, I put up a picture schedule for DH!
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| Posted 10/31/11 7:52 PM |
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Erica
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 11767 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
people point at the book you are reading and ask what it is and you try to cover the YA label on it.
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| Posted 10/31/11 8:46 PM |
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want2bmommy
LIF Infant
Member since 4/11 308 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You're watching a commercial for Verizon (around Mother's Day) and the man says something about "...a Brian who makes eye contact" and you immediately assume he is implying something about autistic children and you become enraged and your husband thinks your insane
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| Posted 11/1/11 8:32 AM |
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rsquared
Sweet P is here!
Member since 4/11 2026 total posts
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R
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by NASP09
Posted by LoveDayLove
Posted by Robin
You want to fill out ABC charts to track your significant other's behaviors. :P
When I was waiting to get engaged, I put up a picture schedule for DH!
Hahahah! I should do that! We joke that if he had a communication device, all I would hear would be "I want...snacks" "I want....play guitar"
Mine would be like "I want....Chardonnay"
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| Posted 11/1/11 4:39 PM |
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DreamsofBaby
2 under 2!
Member since 4/11 1208 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
You tell your DH to "use his words"!!
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| Posted 11/1/11 4:54 PM |
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LoveDayLove
LIF Adult
Member since 2/11 1250 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by Robin
Posted by NASP09
Posted by LoveDayLove
Posted by Robin
You want to fill out ABC charts to track your significant other's behaviors. :P
When I was waiting to get engaged, I put up a picture schedule for DH!
Hahahah! I should do that! We joke that if he had a communication device, all I would hear would be "I want...snacks" "I want....play guitar"
Mine would be like "I want....Chardonnay"
I was programming an ipad for one of my students one night and DH was trying to make it say things!
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| Posted 11/1/11 5:00 PM |
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smooney
Hidey Ho!
Member since 2/10 1669 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
tell teenage strangers you pass in the mall to spit out their gum! whoops...
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| Posted 11/1/11 5:30 PM |
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DreamsofBaby
2 under 2!
Member since 4/11 1208 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by Sweetlax22
You come home with communication symbols In your pocket.
I do this all the time! I actually just checked my pockets to see if I had any today!
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| Posted 11/1/11 5:39 PM |
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MrsT809
LIF Adult
Member since 9/09 12167 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by smooney
tell teenage strangers you pass in the mall to spit out their gum! whoops...
Yep, I catch myself about to tell them to take off their hats1
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| Posted 11/2/11 5:25 PM |
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GraceAndAdam
LIF Toddler
Member since 12/08 487 total posts
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Grace
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Posted by DreamsofBaby
You tell your DH to "use his words"!!
I've done this!
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| Posted 11/2/11 7:29 PM |
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DreamsofBaby
2 under 2!
Member since 4/11 1208 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
Yesterday my husband found a quarter with velcro on it. I just didnt get why he was so confused to see velcro on a coin!!
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| Posted 11/3/11 4:07 PM |
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rsquared
Sweet P is here!
Member since 4/11 2026 total posts
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Re: You know you're a teacher when....
I feel like I live in a world of velcro and lamination. I was just laughing at this thread when my FH called me into the kitchen because he found a PEC for "duckling" in my pants pocket while doing my laundry. LOL!
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| Posted 11/3/11 9:47 PM |
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