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MrsKDR
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The Miracle Toddler Diet
I found this, thought i would share.
The Miracle Toddler Diet
I found this hysterical article called The Toddler Diet, and I wanted to put my own spin on it! I hope you enjoy it!
I've tried many diets over the years. There's the starvation diet where you don't get to eat anything. The liquid diet where you feel like you have to pee all the time. There's also the all meat diet that is expensive and leaves your stomach feeling like a rock. And the problem with most diets is that people tend to cheat on them and they typically give up on their diet in as little as 3 days. Not a very high success rate, is it?
I've noticed how trim and fit Lucy is, so I figured there must be something to this toddler diet of hers. Of course, you should consult your doctor before starting this miracle toddler diet, because you may be seeing him afterward!
The Miracle Toddler Diet:
Day One
Breakfast: 1 Scrambled Egg, 1 piece of jelly toast. Take 2 bites of egg, using only your fingers, then see if the rest will stick to the ceiling. Take one bite of toast, then smear the jelly on your face, clothes, and white table cloth.
Lunch: Find crumbs on the kitchen floor and eat them. Find that lollipop you lost last week and finish it off.
Dinner: Drop pieces of spaghetti onto back of dog, insert meatball into ear. Dump pudding into apple juice and suck it up with a straw.
Day Two
Breakfast: 4 crayons, any color. 2 dimes, 3 nickels, and a penny. Wash it down with a squirt gun filled from the dog's dish.
Lunch: 2 bites of peanut butter and jelly sandwich, 3 jelly beans you found from last Easter. Dump milk on table, slurp up with your tongue.
Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker until it's sticky, drop it in the dirt, then continue licking until it's no longer dirty. Bring in the house and drop on the rug.
Dinner: Small bowl of ice cream, making sure you let the cat share the bowl with you, Handful of cheese puffs, and kool-aid. Be sure to spill the Kool-aid all over the freshly-washed white tablecloth.
Day Three
Breakfast: Stale toast found under couch, 3 sips of flat Coke.
Lunch: 1/4 tube of toothpaste (any flavor), handful of potato chips.
Dinner: Half a tube of lipstick (any color), handful of Purina Dog Chow. Ice cube if desired.
Repeat this menu as needed until you achieve desired results.
Follow this toddler diet, and you too, will be fit and trim like every toddler on the block!
Message edited 1/4/2012 8:35:36 AM.
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Linda1003
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
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NoStressMom
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
this is great!!! Thanks for sharing
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LuLu2260
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
 I thought this was serious for a minute lol.
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BeachMom
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neener1211
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
Posted by LuLu2260
I thought this was serious for a minute lol.
ditto haha
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TheDivineMrsM
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
LMAO.
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Shelleybean11
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
Hilarious!
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mtdr1106
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
very cute!
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NewlyMrs
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naybutterfly
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
Too funny!!
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MrsSpring
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Re: The Miracle Toddler Diet
veryvery funny!!
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menmyboys
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