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nraboni
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Member since 10/09 6905 total posts
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Nicole
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22 Adult Truths
22 ADULT TRUTHS ******
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times; and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of a Word document and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with "Miller Lite" than "Kay".
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18 How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty; and you can wear them forever.
21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket; finding their cell phone; and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey...but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it took only 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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toniV
LIF Adolescent
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
LOL Awesome!!! I'm sharing this.
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| Posted 4/12/13 9:30 AM |
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
I have to say the ones that are my faves are #2 and #19.
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LIVINMYDREAM
LIF Adolescent
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Erin
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
LOL this is too funny !! 
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Eunyboo
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
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ElizaRags35
My 2 Girls
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Me
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
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JennyPenny
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Member since 1/08 12702 total posts
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Jen
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22 Adult Truths
Love #18 & #20
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| Posted 4/12/13 11:00 AM |
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want2bemom
LIF Toddler
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
These were great! Thank u! Im sharing this too
This one was my FAVORITE:
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
HAHAHAA
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| Posted 4/12/13 11:11 AM |
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22 Adult Truths
Oh my gosh, so much truth in one post.
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| Posted 4/12/13 11:20 AM |
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Jennifer
Happy
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
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JRsMaMa
LIF Adult
Member since 11/07 2044 total posts
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
hahaha brightened my slow moving day
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| Posted 4/12/13 12:30 PM |
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J9-13
We're gonna be big sisters!
Member since 6/06 14887 total posts
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
Posted by JennyPenny
Love #18 & #20
YES! Hysterical!
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| Posted 4/12/13 12:41 PM |
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Disneygirl
Disney cruise bound!
Member since 5/05 8126 total posts
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
What's embarrassing about #1 is when someone asks you for the time right after you get caught looking 
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PhyllisNJoe
My Box Is Broken
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
Sharing this
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Pray4Baby2010
<3 Cutest Giants Fan
Member since 10/09 5796 total posts
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MB
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
ahahaha love #22 The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it took only 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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mrsm-2011
He is my world!
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Theresa
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Re: 22 Adult Truths
I love it.
I am working on #11 right now!! Is it five o'clock yet???
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