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25 Things I promise to never put my child through

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DrMeg
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25 Things I promise to never put my child through

Funny Article about things seen on the internet.
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Posted 8/20/09 4:04 PM
 
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Posted 8/20/09 4:07 PM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

the is quite funny Chat Icon

Posted 8/20/09 4:18 PM
 

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Posted 8/20/09 4:23 PM
 

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I do this :

Let you watch creepy kid's shows like "Dora the Explorer" and her maniacal map Chat Icon

Posted 8/20/09 4:24 PM
 

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numbers: 3,6,7,11,16 & 23 are not so funny Chat Icon

Posted 8/20/09 8:00 PM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

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I do this :

Let you watch creepy kid's shows like "Dora the Explorer" and her maniacal map Chat Icon



I do too! Before I had a 2 year old I was against this show. I wasn't a fan. But my DD loves it so I give in to her cute little face, even if the show drives me crazyChat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 8/20/09 8:38 PM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

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Posted by Mikismom

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I do this :

Let you watch creepy kid's shows like "Dora the Explorer" and her maniacal map Chat Icon



I do too! Before I had a 2 year old I was against this show. I wasn't a fan. But my DD loves it so I give in to her cute little face, even if the show drives me crazyChat Icon Chat Icon



Chat Icon my dd can count to 5 in spanish thanks to Dora Chat Icon

Posted 8/20/09 9:08 PM
 

Little-J-Mommy
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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

Posted by MM2004

numbers: 3,6,7,11,16 & 23 are not so funny Chat Icon



ITA....some of these are pretty twisted and didn't make me laugh, they made me Chat Icon But then all became clear as I read at the bottom, the author has no children. Anyone with a child would never joke about those things IMO



Posted by Mikismom

Posted by ABCiverson

Posted by Mikismom

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I do this :

Let you watch creepy kid's shows like "Dora the Explorer" and her maniacal map Chat Icon



I do too! Before I had a 2 year old I was against this show. I wasn't a fan. But my DD loves it so I give in to her cute little face, even if the show drives me crazyChat Icon Chat Icon



Chat Icon my dd can count to 5 in spanish thanks to Dora Chat Icon



same here.....out of nowhere, Jack busted out with 1-7 in Spanish. Who knew he could do that? Chat Icon

Posted 8/21/09 9:26 AM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

Posted by Little-J-Mommy

Posted by MM2004

numbers: 3,6,7,11,16 & 23 are not so funny Chat Icon



ITA....some of these are pretty twisted and didn't make me laugh, they made me Chat Icon But then all became clear as I read at the bottom, the author has no children. Anyone with a child would never joke about those things IMO




Those aren't really jokes. There are actual links to the stories they are based on. I took it more as a commentary on how messed up some people are.

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If you read the first paragrapgh (where it is also clear this is to not yet born children), it says " disgusted & amused" by things she has read & seen, so disgusted seems to apply to the ones you mentioned & amused to the lighter ones, like Dora & you tube poop.

Message edited 8/21/2009 9:56:28 AM.

Posted 8/21/09 9:51 AM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

i don't think the author was just trying to be funny - although some of those things are! she was calling attention to the crazy things some parents do. but the woman who put morphine in her child's bottle is nothing something to be taken lightly, IMO. that woman is obviously ill.

Posted 8/21/09 9:54 AM
 

DrMeg
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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

I agree with the two PPs. Thats how I read the article anyway. But then again, I don't have children.
ETA: Maybe I shouldn't have linked it as "funny article"

Message edited 8/21/2009 1:08:20 PM.

Posted 8/21/09 1:06 PM
 

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Posted by DrMeg

I agree with the two PPs. Thats how I read the article anyway. But then again, I don't have children.
ETA: Maybe I shouldn't have linked it as "funny article"



thanks for posting this.. some of it is funny, most of it is unbelievable!

Posted 8/21/09 3:55 PM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

i find it amusing because i know way to many moms that do most of those things (not the insane items like shoot with bb gun or store weapons in a diaper) I keep saying I hope to GOD that i do not do that if I have a child.

Posted 8/21/09 4:01 PM
 

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Posted 8/22/09 1:44 AM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

all of these are different things that the author has either seen pictures of or youtube videos

I remember the one where the kid got the xbox box for christmas but nothing was in it, i felt so bad for that kid!

Posted 8/23/09 9:00 PM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through



I remember the one where the kid got the xbox box for christmas but nothing was in it, i felt so bad for that kid!




How mean!

Posted 8/25/09 2:45 AM
 

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Re: 25 Things I promise to never put my child through

Some people should really have to pass a test to be a parent. Some of those are so scary/sad.

Posted 8/25/09 10:34 AM
 
 

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