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snuggleupagus
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boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
as for the tmi, how can it be? we discuss smelling our discharge...but just to be PC...i threw in the warning.
I was sitting on our bed lathering up with my newest lotion designed to help with all the danged itching when I see a new mole on one of the girls. I wake DH up [who is rather annoyingly half asleep] and say "look, a new mole on my boob." he so doesn't care. 
this of course leads to a rant on my part of how he could at least pretend to be thrilled a naked woman is sitting next to him. NAKED.
then as i keep applying lotion, i get to the girls for real and i'm realizing how freaking tender they became AND how awesome it feels to have the nipples rubbed.  again i bug DH, "you wanna do this for me...you'll get to touch the big boobs???" still nothing. grr. all this time i'm thinking win-win...he gets to feel me up and i don't have to put the lotion on myself AND i get felt up! no dice.
so i decide to stare at these giant things...up until now, really they'd just gotten larger, but now the nipples are red/pink AND brown. when did they turn brown????? suddenly i was mystified and just staring at my breasts. then i caught myself and felt like a teenage boy who'd never seen any before.
pregnancy...does the fun ever end? 
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waterspout4
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
Isn't it amazing that DHs will normally grab them when you don't want them to? But God forbid you need a little happiness?
Message edited 3/29/2007 1:08:44 PM.
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Michelle913
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
My DH is the same way....dont take it to heart!
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| Posted 3/29/07 1:15 PM |
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
You crack me up!
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| Posted 3/29/07 1:55 PM |
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lulugrrl
My 3 Blessings
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
My crzy husband just wants to stare at my boobs all day, HE is the TEENAGE BOY, LOL. I have big ones anyway, but now that I am preggo, HOLY COW! And the nips are always so darn perky, he is just fascinated, I have to push him off all the time. He is however dreading when I produce milk, I think he may just pass out.
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| Posted 3/29/07 1:56 PM |
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snuggleupagus
I'm a rolling machine.
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
Posted by Mrs. Patticakes
You crack me up!
I try.
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| Posted 3/29/07 1:57 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
OMG you are so funny!!!
To be honest I have been a total horndog lately....
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| Posted 3/29/07 2:00 PM |
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Bklyngrl
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Re: boob story...sorry if it's tmi. a little long...i'm bored.
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