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MrsERod
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

From Denis Leary:

God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the f-ing club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a f-ing helmet, allright?!

"I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!?

Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second ******. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to f-ing work, ok!? That is it! End of f-ing list!

"I'm just not happy." Shut the f up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the F Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the f up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining f-ing maggots.





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Posted 8/18/06 11:23 AM
 
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FeliciaDP

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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

From Denis Leary:

God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the f-ing club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a f-ing helmet, allright?!

"I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!?

Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second ******. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to f-ing work, ok!? That is it! End of f-ing list!

"I'm just not happy." Shut the f up, allright? Whining f-ing maggots.




Ok people are looking at me crazy because I'm laughing so hard.. Chat Icon

Best Part: That's the name of my new book, "Shut the F Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the f up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now."

Posted 8/18/06 11:23 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

"I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!"

"He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining f-ing maggots.





love it

i wish i could post this in the coffee room at my office....

Posted 8/18/06 11:23 AM
 

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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

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now this is funny

Posted 8/18/06 11:26 AM
 

JenniferEver
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

People don't react as well as yu'd think when you employ that strategy.

Also there's a sketch soehwere that i never saw that FH told me about about a shrink where people come in with neuroses and he just says "stop it" so a guy comes in like 'I can;t go out in public, I'm so claustrophobic, it keeps me from socializing, wrking, etc"

shrink: "Stop it! or I'm going to put you in a box and bury you!"

LOVE that one

Posted 8/18/06 11:29 AM
 

unknown1
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers

Posted by JenniferEver

People don't react as well as yu'd think when you employ that strategy.

Also there's a sketch soehwere that i never saw that FH told me about about a shrink where people come in with neuroses and he just says "stop it" so a guy comes in like 'I can;t go out in public, I'm so claustrophobic, it keeps me from socializing, wrking, etc"

shrink: "Stop it! or I'm going to put you in a box and bury you!"

LOVE that one



OK that made me laugh out loud

Posted 8/18/06 11:31 AM
 
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