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Preguntas
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Name: Lauren
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Chuck Norris-isms
So it's no secret that Max Power will challenge Chuck Norris for his reputation of ball busting extremeness. What I need is a nice, short Norris-ism to steal. I plan to either just frame it, or perhaps order custom vinyl wall lettering. So far we like:
Max Power eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Becaus eit's the coolest. But it's a tad long. Suggestions?
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Posted 3/12/08 11:55 AM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Name: Jesss, duh.
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
OMG No suggestions, but as usual you crack me up!
What am I going to do when Max Power debuts? You will be missed!
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Posted 3/12/08 11:56 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
I don't initiate violence, I retaliate.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:07 PM |
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chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."
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Posted 3/12/08 12:08 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
I like that one too. So I ran the wall letters past Victor. He thinks it would be " a bit much". So I was like- "ummm it would be much hillarity!" He said "True, but I htink a picture frame would be better".
I feel sad.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:11 PM |
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CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by chikita315
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."
Flippin sweet.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:12 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by CherylWoops
Posted by chikita315
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."
Flippin sweet.
There you are. Now help.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:15 PM |
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Have you checked here for other suggestions?
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Posted 3/12/08 12:25 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Max Power is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Max Power.
that should make your DH proud.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:26 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Max Power, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Posted 3/12/08 12:27 PM |
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chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
This got the +
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Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Name: LB
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Max Power doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
if i have a boy this is going on the nursery wall (minus the "max power" of course.)
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Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM |
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chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Max Power counted to infinity - twice.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:32 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by Preguntas
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.
oh i like this one
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Posted 3/12/08 12:37 PM |
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chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Max Power CAN believe it's not butter.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:37 PM |
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Superkat
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by Preguntas
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.
This is my fav so far.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:38 PM |
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
I personally like
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Max Power"
"Max Power is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
and
" Max Power CAN believe its not butter"
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Posted 3/12/08 12:39 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Name: LB
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by chikita315
Max Power CAN believe it's not butter.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:39 PM |
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jambalady
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
omigod!! These are hysterical. Sorry, nothing to contribute!!
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Posted 3/12/08 12:45 PM |
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
"Max Power is not only a noun, but a verb."
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Posted 3/12/08 12:49 PM |
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CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by chikita315
Max Power counted to infinity - twice.
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Posted 3/12/08 12:58 PM |
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CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
As far as childrens' learning goes... Max Power always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Posted 3/12/08 1:03 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by Maybeababyin08
"Max Power is not only a noun, but a verb."
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Posted 3/12/08 1:04 PM |
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dapnkap
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
Posted by CherylWoops
As far as childrens' learning goes... Max Power always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Ah, you remember that game!!!
As for our other discussion last night, gallantly means to act gentlemanly or in a manner befitting a person of the highest character and ideals.
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Posted 3/12/08 4:11 PM |
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