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Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Chuck Norris-isms

So it's no secret that Max Power will challenge Chuck Norris for his reputation of ball busting extremeness.
What I need is a nice, short Norris-ism to steal. I plan to either just frame it, or perhaps order custom vinyl wall lettering.
So far we like:

Max Power eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


Becaus eit's the coolest. But it's a tad long.
Suggestions?

Posted 3/12/08 11:55 AM
 
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

OMG Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon No suggestions, but as usual you crack me up!

What am I going to do when Max Power debuts? You will be missed! Chat Icon

Posted 3/12/08 11:56 AM
 

chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

I don't initiate violence, I retaliate.

Posted 3/12/08 12:07 PM
 

chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."

Posted 3/12/08 12:08 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

I like that one too.
So I ran the wall letters past Victor. He thinks it would be " a bit much". So I was like- "ummm it would be much hillarity!" He said "True, but I htink a picture frame would be better".

I feel sad.

Posted 3/12/08 12:11 PM
 

CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by chikita315

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."



Flippin sweet.

Posted 3/12/08 12:12 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by CherylWoops

Posted by chikita315

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Max Power has allowed to live."



Flippin sweet.



There you are.
Now help.

Posted 3/12/08 12:15 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Have you checked here for other suggestions?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Posted 3/12/08 12:25 PM
 

headoverheels
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LB

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Max Power is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Max Power.


that should make your DH proud.

Posted 3/12/08 12:26 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Max Power, each testicle is larger than the other one

Posted 3/12/08 12:27 PM
 

chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by Maybeababyin08

Have you checked here for other suggestions?

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/



This got the Chat Icon +Chat Icon


Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM
 

headoverheels
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Max Power doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

if i have a boy this is going on the nursery wall (minus the "max power" of course.)

Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM
 

chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Max Power counted to infinity - twice.

Posted 3/12/08 12:28 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.

Posted 3/12/08 12:32 PM
 

headoverheels
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by Preguntas

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.



oh i like this one

Posted 3/12/08 12:37 PM
 

chikita315
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Max Power CAN believe it's not butter.

Posted 3/12/08 12:37 PM
 

Superkat
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by Preguntas

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Max Power pajamas.



This is my fav so far. Chat Icon

Posted 3/12/08 12:38 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

I personally like

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Max Power"

"Max Power is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

and

" Max Power CAN believe its not butter"


Posted 3/12/08 12:39 PM
 

headoverheels
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LB

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by chikita315

Max Power CAN believe it's not butter.



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/12/08 12:39 PM
 

jambalady
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

omigod!! These are hysterical. Sorry, nothing to contribute!!Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/12/08 12:45 PM
 

Maybeababyin08
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

"Max Power is not only a noun, but a verb."

Posted 3/12/08 12:49 PM
 

CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by chikita315

Max Power counted to infinity - twice.



External Image

Posted 3/12/08 12:58 PM
 

CherylWoops
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

As far as childrens' learning goes...
Max Power always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Posted 3/12/08 1:03 PM
 

Preguntas
it's pretty precious

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Lauren

Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by Maybeababyin08

"Max Power is not only a noun, but a verb."



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Posted 3/12/08 1:04 PM
 

dapnkap
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms

Posted by CherylWoops

As far as childrens' learning goes...
Max Power always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.



Ah, you remember that game!!!

As for our other discussion last night, gallantly means to act gentlemanly or in a manner befitting a person of the highest character and ideals.

Posted 3/12/08 4:11 PM
 
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