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Peainapod
Peanuts are here!
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
DS Is 6 now, but DH has all these videos when he would bring DS up to bed and videotaped their chats. OMG..I didnt even know he had all of these. I'll have to post one soon.
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soontobemommyof2
My boys...my everything <3
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
Posted by luvbuffet
Please keep this thread going!!! I can't stop laughing
Right? I'm loving all these cute anecdotes and some are pretty clever too!!
Thanks everyone for posting! I'll continue posting too as they happen 
Message edited 2/19/2016 11:11:59 AM.
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| Posted 2/19/16 11:10 AM |
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WannaBeAMom11
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Conversations with a toddler...
This morning dd saw dh's bag of chocolate on thr table while we getting ready to leave. I walked over and she was petting the bag.
Me - what are you doing?
Dd - petting the chocolate. My tummy says I need chocolate Pease.
Me - when we come home tonight you can have some after dinner
Dd - no, my tummy says now
Me - tell tummy, mommy said later
DD - tummy sad
She walked away with such a dejected look on her face.
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| Posted 2/19/16 11:21 AM |
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My daughter is only 8 months old so she is still too young to talk yet but I overheard a funny conversation between a mom and her DD the other day. The little girl made a sound, to me it sounded like she burped.
Mom: Say excuse me!
DD: Mommy I can't say excuse me. It wasn't me, it was my butt.
The mom burst out laughing and so did I!!
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| Posted 2/19/16 1:32 PM |
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WannaBeAMom11
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
Posted by Wannabeamom27
My daughter is only 8 months old so she is still too young to talk yet but I overheard a funny conversation between a mom and her DD the other day. The little girl made a sound, to me it sounded like she burped.
Mom: Say excuse me!
DD: Mommy I can't say excuse me. It wasn't me, it was my butt.
The mom burst out laughing and so did I!!
Dd told me her butt was talking the other day.
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| Posted 2/19/16 2:31 PM |
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dctead
It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
Member since 11/10 2139 total posts
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Emily
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
When my nephew was 4ish years old.. when he was frustrated/mad/angry... would say "Amsterdam!"
I asked : Buddy, why Amsterdam?
His reply : Its the closest i can get to cursing with out getting in trouble. 
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| Posted 2/19/16 3:11 PM |
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chilltocam
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Conversations with a toddler...
Many years ago, my Goddaughter was about 3 and was doing something that was aggravating her mother. Her mother said ". . . ., you're driving me up the wall!" My Goddaughter, with a confused look on her face, turned and pointed to a wall and asked, "This wall?"
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GoodThoughts
Dreams do come true
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Conversations with a toddler...
DD was a little over 2 at the time...
We were potty training and took the kids to Costco. We sat down for pizza before leaving. DD was sitting next to me and I thought I smelled something. I leaned in and quietly asked, "Did you make a kaka?" She looked me, leaned closer, and loudly said, "No mommy, did YOU make a kaka?" The tables around us burst out. She really can project her voice!
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| Posted 2/19/16 10:31 PM |
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Meme729
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Member since 2/11 547 total posts
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
When DD was first potty trained, we went out to eat. As soon as the food came, she needed to use the bathroom. On the way back to the table from across the crowded restaurant, she yells out, "Daddy! I just did poop on the potty!" I just did poop!!!!!!!
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| Posted 2/19/16 11:54 PM |
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bunnyluck
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Conversations with a toddler...
Two things.
1) driving with my DH and nephew a few years back coming home from adventure land. The three year old randomly asked my DH, who shaves his head, "can you tell me a story about when you had hair."
2) another time, again driving, we're silent for a few minutes just enjoying the ride, and he bursts out singing Celine Dion's " All by Myself. "
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ANR1211
My loves
Member since 2/11 2131 total posts
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Conversations with a toddler...
My 3 year old this morning-
I took daddy's words away so he can't tell me what to do anymore
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You and daddy can't go to work today. No one goes to work today. I buyed work with my money so I can tell you not to go! (Oh man, I wish that worked! Luckily neither of us has to work anyway.)
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| Posted 2/20/16 8:19 AM |
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starlitdragon
Me and my love
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Conversations with a toddler...
Today, as I was peeling an orange.
My 3 y/o ds:
"Now that Orange is naked!"
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nferrandi
too excited for words
Member since 10/05 18538 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
My younger DS is 5 and is "married" to my best friend's daughter. We were talking about babies before and DH asked him if he wants to have a baby when he's older. He said, "that's up to Taylor's stomach" 
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| Posted 2/20/16 8:55 PM |
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Pinkisles
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Conversations with a toddler...
My son started jumping on the couch. I looked at him and said "are you crazy?" He smiled at me and said "yes!"
He got a new paw patrol toy yesterday. He hasn't let go of it since. We were waiting for the bathroom
Next to another mom and her son. My son goes up to the boy and says "I'm NOT sharing okay?!"
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| Posted 2/20/16 9:46 PM |
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MrsG823
Just call me Mommy.
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Conversations with a toddler...
Dd is getting her two year old molar and she has been resistant to letting me see what is going on...
Me: Open your mouth so Mama can see your teeth.
Dd: No fingers
Me: I promise I will not touch your teeth.
Dd: I no trust your fingers
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| Posted 2/21/16 10:31 AM |
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PaddysGirl
Little princess is here!
Member since 4/07 5923 total posts
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Crystal
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Re: Conversations with a toddler...
My almost 2 year old calls farts "puup puup" (thank you pop pop). The other day she farted, said "puup puup" and turned her behind into my hubby's face.
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JoesWife628
Our family is complete :)
Member since 8/08 3934 total posts
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Conversations with a toddler...
My ds just turned 3 and when you ask him a question, he puts his pointer finger on his chin and says, "Hmmmm let me think....no (or yes)."
DD is 4 and my ds was trying to get her to misbehave and she replied, "I am responsible for my own self. I cannot be responsible for your actions."
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