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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Dear Spider (UPDATE)
so you happen to walk onto the desk and i have trapped you under a the cap of my skin lotion bottle.
Are you going to die soon?
It has been over 24 hours now and when i just lifted up the cap you were still alive and crawlin...
please die soon ...i am tooo disgusted and scared to get a tissue you flush you down the toilet...
signed
arachnophobe
Message edited 5/24/2005 8:04:45 PM.
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Posted 5/23/05 7:50 PM  |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Dear Spider
omg.... I would soooooo have done the SAME THING and lived in fear for days!!!
I'm proud of you that you were brave enough to trap it in the bottle cap, don't if I even would have been able to do that!!
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| Posted 5/23/05 7:52 PM |
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Holly
Prayers to those who need them
Member since 5/05 6631 total posts
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Holly
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Re: Dear Spider
Dear Spider,
Please stop making those Humongous webs outside our apartment...I have had it with walking into them every morning.
Next time I see you, I am going to step on you.
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| Posted 5/23/05 7:53 PM |
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KaRiSsA
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KARISSA
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Re: Dear Spider
Jenn, you are hysterical!
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| Posted 5/23/05 7:55 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Dear spider..
since my DH is sooo OBLIVIOUS to the strangely misplaced skin lotion cap....can you please tell said Dh to murder you when he sees your entrapment?
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:03 PM |
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baghag
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Re: Dear Spider
 YOu're braver than me...I wouldn't have been able to come close enough to trap it!
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:10 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by baghag
YOu're braver than me...I wouldn't have been able to come close enough to trap it!
i have been sitting next to him for the past 24 hours...
he is right next to my keyboard..
i am tempted to give him a name...i am almost feeling like he is a new pet 
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:13 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Dear Spider
squash the bug!!
but is his skin nice and soft now
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:21 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by BNL2005
squash the bug!!
but is his skin nice and soft now
not sure if he is smooth and silky
but in another 24 hours i may be able to sell him as a car deoderizor
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:22 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Redhead
Posted by BNL2005
squash the bug!!
but is his skin nice and soft now
not sure if he is smooth and silky
but in another 24 hours i may be able to sell him as a car deoderizor
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:23 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Dear Spider
you are much braver than I....I would have run and hide and the spider would have had the run of the house!! 
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:44 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Properly perfect™
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Re: Dear Spider
Ohh keep that smooth and silky spider and harvest his thread....you could be a smooth and silky millionaire!!
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:45 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Moehick
Ohh keep that smooth and silky spider and harvest his thread....you could be a smooth and silky millionaire!!
DAMN you are good.....but see i am a arachnophobe.....can't touch him
right now he is my pet under a cap....
I think i will name hime Stephan the spider
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:47 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Dear Spider
I just walked out of the bathroom and w/out a word, just pointed to up on the wall.
DH says "what?"
He looked up and said "Oh, thats our new friend".
Dear Spider,
I did not invite you in. Maybe DH did, but if he doesnt get rid of you soon, when he's  on the couch tonight, fall on his head, not mine.
Thank You!
Love,
~Me!
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:48 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Redhead
Posted by Moehick
Ohh keep that smooth and silky spider and harvest his thread....you could be a smooth and silky millionaire!!
DAMN you are good.....but see i am a arachnophobe.....can't touch him
right now he is my pet under a cap....
I think i will name hime Stephan the spider
Stephan the silky spider....sounds like a porn name
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:51 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by lvdolphins
I just walked out of the bathroom and w/out a word, just pointed to up on the wall.
DH says "what?"
He looked up and said "Oh, thats our new friend".
Dear Spider,
I did not invite you in. Maybe DH did, but if he doesnt get rid of you soon, when he's on the couch tonight, fall on his head, not mine.
Thank You!
Love,
~Me!
i think you should befriend the spider and give him a name....he is now your pet...
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:55 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Moehick
Posted by Redhead
Posted by Moehick
Ohh keep that smooth and silky spider and harvest his thread....you could be a smooth and silky millionaire!!
DAMN you are good.....but see i am a arachnophobe.....can't touch him
right now he is my pet under a cap....
I think i will name hime Stephan the spider
Stephan the silky spider....sounds like a porn name
maybe that is what he does for living
PIMP
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:57 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Dear Spider
Dear spider,
the other night i saw you on my wall by dh side of the room please do me a favor and do not come back! you were scary looking you can only come by only when Dh is home.
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:57 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Redhead
Posted by Moehick
Posted by Redhead
Posted by Moehick
Ohh keep that smooth and silky spider and harvest his thread....you could be a smooth and silky millionaire!!
DAMN you are good.....but see i am a arachnophobe.....can't touch him
right now he is my pet under a cap....
I think i will name hime Stephan the spider
Stephan the silky spider....sounds like a porn name
maybe that is what he does for living
PIMP
He may be the fluffer!! Don't kill the silky fluffer
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| Posted 5/23/05 8:58 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
i am not killing the silky fluffer...he is now my pet Stephan
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:00 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Redhead
i think you should befriend the spider and give him a name....he is now your pet...
No, thank you! I like my pets to have 4 legs not 8!
OMG....My DH "lost" his pet! I told him he better go find it!
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:00 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Run little spider....run run away....
save yourself 
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:02 PM |
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Holly
Prayers to those who need them
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Holly
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Re: Dear Spider
I wwould be scared stephan was ging to move wuth tbe cap on his back!
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:03 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Redhead
Run little spider....run run away....
save yourself
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:04 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider
Posted by Holly
I wwould be scared stephan was ging to move wuth tbe cap on his back!
i know!
did i tell you guys stephan is an albino..
he is pure white 
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| Posted 5/23/05 9:13 PM |
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