Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...

I'm writing all these down for when someone makes me angry. I can just take myself back to Spiteful Camp....


Wow 2 pages of spitefulness.....

Message edited 8/25/2005 9:33:04 PM.

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Posted by AJsMommy122

Ok I have to admit... I did more...
the same guy who was my first and the love of my life.. so I was REALLY heartbroken.

My friends took me out to cheer me up. We had a girls picnic - they brought all kinds of silly things like bubbles to cheer me up.

I begged them to drive past my ex's house on the way home to see if he was there.. well he was.. and it was a nice day so he left all his car windows and sunroof open.

We had ALOT of bubbles left so I opened every last bottle of them and dumped them in the interior of his car. I mean EVERYWHERE.
The radio, steeting wheel, seats, etc.

It started to rain shortly after... I can only imagine what it looked like

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Posted by baghag

I sprinkled ground up laxatives into peoples food at my cousins wedding...They were miserable beyotches and made her cry on her WEDDING DAY! So I decided to make sure they were out of her hair.

There's more, but you never know who is lurking!

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Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

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Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

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i used to work with this WHORE of a beyotch who was screwing one of the bosses, and thought she was hot sh!t b/c of it. well, she was soooo stupid that she left her IM screen open for all to see one day, so i printed the very lovely convo she was having about how they should do it on the conference room table, so that the next time theres a meeting, they can reminisce!!
i just printed it out to read the interesting details, thats all...i didn't send it to her hubby, or his mother...really i didn't!!

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Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...

Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

Message edited 8/25/2005 9:43:15 PM.

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

Posted by baghag

I sprinkled ground up laxatives into peoples food at my cousins wedding...They were miserable beyotches and made her cry on her WEDDING DAY! So I decided to make sure they were out of her hair.

There's more, but you never know who is lurking!

I should have invited you to mine and you could have taken care of my !@#$ cheap a$$ and inappropriate cousins.

OK, you are invited to the next family gathering. If you get someone really sick there's a designer handbag in it for ya

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Posted by baghag

Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

Sadly, Visine heard people were doing this, and their eye drops no longer have the desired effect.

We have to find another product!

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Posted by baghag

Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

Sadly, Visine heard people were doing this, and their eye drops no longer have the desired effect.

We have to find another product!

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Posted by MrsERod

Posted by baghag

Posted by AJsMommy122

Oh and what about the time I put visene in the brides coffee so that she got the runs and was pooping all day with her wedding dress on........

Oh wait that didn't happen.. YET

Sadly, Visine heard people were doing this, and their eye drops no longer have the desired effect.

We have to find another product!

that's ok...don't fret....Afrin works WONDERS!!!!

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I never heard of that - people give other people Visine because it gives you the rrhea??? Try and get some sugarfree chocolate into her - the malitol will make her have the runs for days!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't want to be the bridal attendant at that wedding?

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

Don't want to be the bridal attendant at that wedding?

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We just moved into the house and I am so tired of all the "welcome to the neighborhood" newsletters that I get from all the vendors in the area. So finally being fed up, a company I had actually interviewed for who never sent a letter or return a phone call had the nerve to send me a generic welcome letter I took all my junk mail, removed my name, flyers, etc...and mailed it all to them.

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I never heard of that - people give other people Visine because it gives you the rrhea??? Try and get some sugarfree chocolate into her - the malitol will make her have the runs for days!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i get a lot of junk faxes at work- things from vacations to mortgages to penis enlargements. i always call to have the # removed, but no one would remove it. finally i scanned a few and set the fax to send it 50 times a day. would you believe they had the nerve to call ME and ask to have their # removed?

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Posted by LadyLainez

I never heard of that - people give other people Visine because it gives you the rrhea??? Try and get some sugarfree chocolate into her - the malitol will make her have the runs for days!!!!!!!!!!!!

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went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????

Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...

I never heard of that - people give other people Visine because it gives you the rrhea??? Try and get some sugarfree chocolate into her - the malitol will make her have the runs for days!!!!!!!!!!!!







Sonia- I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!


BUWAAHHHH.....yes and no spitefulness inculded!!!

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In Junior High school my best friend and I had a huge fight...

so I ordered all kinds of weird magazines to her house like playboy so her parents would think she was a lesbian...

Then I ordered like $200 worth of chinese food to her house.

Turns out they had a family party that day and ACTUALLY ordered chinese so they thought it was their order and paid for it

We are still best friends now

Message edited 8/25/2005 10:03:14 PM.

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Posted by MrsERod

went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????

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Posted by AJsMommy122

In Junior High school me best friend and I had a huge fight...

so I ordered all kinds of weird magazines to her house like playboy so her parents would think she was a lesbian...

Then I ordered like $200 worth of chinese food to her house.

Turns out they had a family party that day and ACTUALLY ordered chinese so they thought it was their order and paid for it

We are still best friends now

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

Posted by MrsERod

went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????

OMG... you are truly evil