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baghag
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
a friend of mine sent a package full of crazy stuff including animal porn and "used" condoms (she put a paste of yeast, and flour in them) to her ex's parents house, saying he left it at her place. 
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AJsMommy122
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Posted by AJsMommy122
In Junior High school me best friend and I had a huge fight...
so I ordered all kinds of weird magazines to her house like playboy so her parents would think she was a lesbian...
Then I ordered like $200 worth of chinese food to her house.
Turns out they had a family party that day and ACTUALLY ordered chinese so they thought it was their order and paid for it 
We are still best friends now 
BAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA Did you ever tell her about the Chinese food?
Yes thats how I found out about the family party and that her dad actually paid for it.. and then 10 min. later the REAL order came and they had to pay for that too
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baghag
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Posted by AJsMommy122
In Junior High school me best friend and I had a huge fight...
so I ordered all kinds of weird magazines to her house like playboy so her parents would think she was a lesbian...
Then I ordered like $200 worth of chinese food to her house.
Turns out they had a family party that day and ACTUALLY ordered chinese so they thought it was their order and paid for it
We are still best friends now
BAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA Did you ever tell her about the Chinese food?
i wanna know if you told her!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:02 PM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by MrsERod
went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????
OMG CHRISTINA you are something else!!! I am scared of YOU girl.... You should really teach this stuff!!!
(Lord help me to forever stay on this chick's GOOD SIDE!!   )
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:05 PM |
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AJsMommy122
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by baghag
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Posted by AJsMommy122
In Junior High school me best friend and I had a huge fight...
so I ordered all kinds of weird magazines to her house like playboy so her parents would think she was a lesbian...
Then I ordered like $200 worth of chinese food to her house.
Turns out they had a family party that day and ACTUALLY ordered chinese so they thought it was their order and paid for it
We are still best friends now
BAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA Did you ever tell her about the Chinese food?
i wanna know if you told her!
I posted above you!! You gotta type faster!! 
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:05 PM |
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
I have always been dying to put someone on the NAMBLA mailing list (if there is such a thing.)
I didn't do it, but the summer before college I caught an ex with another girl (my friends and I were cruising Hempstead Turnpike and he pulled up next to us with the other girl in the car). I knew he never locked his car, and I was going to get several of those huge bags of popcorn, and fill the whole car up with popcorn. Alas, I was too chicken.
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:06 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Mrs ERod,
They should have you doing the interrogations of suspected terrorists.
I don't think I could even imagine what you'd do to Osama!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:07 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by BabyAvocado
Posted by MrsERod
went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????
OMG CHRISTINA you are something else!!! I am scared of YOU girl.... You should really teach this stuff!!!
(Lord help me to forever stay on this chick's GOOD SIDE!! )
no worries Sandra!! you're safe!! 
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:08 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Mrs ERod,
They should have you doing the interrogations of suspected terrorists.
I don't think I could even imagine what you'd do to Osama!
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! MY DH SAID THE EXACT SAME THING THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:08 PM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by BabyAvocado
Posted by MrsERod
went on a blind double date once - turned out to be the BIGGEST JEr K...I ToTALLy believe he stole money out of my bag while we had gone to restroom...anyway, my friend wanted to go out AGAIN w/ her guy, because he was totally HOT!! so i agreed, reluctantly....(but with a plan)...before meeting up with them, I went to petland discounts and bought a bunch of those bug cricket looking things that you're supposed to feed to lizards...well, they were in a nice little box..and i just happened to "drop" the OPEN box in the backseat of his car when he took us back home!!! geez....i wonder if he ever noticed??????????????
OMG CHRISTINA you are something else!!! I am scared of YOU girl.... You should really teach this stuff!!!
(Lord help me to forever stay on this chick's GOOD SIDE!! )
no worries Sandra!! you're safe!!
Thank heavens!!
At least now I know who to go to when I need some spiting ideas!!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:12 PM |
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checka
She's here!
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by mrswask
Try and get some sugarfree chocolate into her - the malitol will make her have the runs for days!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, seriously. That sugarfree chocolate is brutal!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:13 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:13 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by BabyAvocado
Thank heavens!!
At least now I know who to go to when I need some spiting ideas!!
I'm here to help!!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:14 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Call MTV....maybe Maxine & Christine can get their own show!!! Spiteful Sirens.....
Message edited 8/25/2005 10:15:38 PM.
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MrsERod
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Bush can't call me...i blocked his azz a long time ago!! 
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:19 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by LadyLainez
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Call MTV....maybe Maxine & Christine can get their own show!!! Spiteful Sirens.....
I can see it now, they run an agency where people come who want to get back at someone. It's a cross between Charlie's Angels and well... I don't know... some hit-man show.
Maxine specializes in all of the wedding-related spite-hits and Christine handles the really big guns... international terrorists, Enron execs, the BTK killer, dictators...
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:20 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Bush can't call me...i blocked his azz a long time ago!!
Well his brain, if he has one is in his A$$, so if you blocked it that would explain A LOT
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
I can see it now, they run an agency where people come who want to get back at someone. It's a cross between Charlie's Angels and well... I don't know... some hit-man show.
Maxine specializes in all of the wedding-related spite-hits and Christine handles the really big guns... international terrorists, Enron execs, the BTK killer, dictators...
Wow...sounds like a "HIT" literally
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:22 PM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by LadyLainez
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Call MTV....maybe Maxine & Christine can get their own show!!! Spiteful Sirens.....
For real!! Maxine you told me you were spiteful but I had no idea!!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:23 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I can see it now, they run an agency where people come who want to get back at someone. It's a cross between Charlie's Angels and well... I don't know... some hit-man show.
Maxine specializes in all of the wedding-related spite-hits and Christine handles the really big guns... international terrorists, Enron execs, the BTK killer, dictators...
OMG!! Can you imagine me in a room with the Enron execs!!! I'd be like Erin Brokavich:
"you've got two wrong feet, in ugly F*@Cking Shoes!!!!"
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:24 PM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I can see it now, they run an agency where people come who want to get back at someone. It's a cross between Charlie's Angels and well... I don't know... some hit-man show.
Maxine specializes in all of the wedding-related spite-hits and Christine handles the really big guns... international terrorists, Enron execs, the BTK killer, dictators...
OMG!! Can you imagine me in a room with the Enron execs!!! I'd be like Erin Brokavich:
"you've got two wrong feet, in ugly F*@Cking Shoes!!!!"
bahahahahahahahaha!!
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:24 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I can see it now, they run an agency where people come who want to get back at someone. It's a cross between Charlie's Angels and well... I don't know... some hit-man show.
Maxine specializes in all of the wedding-related spite-hits and Christine handles the really big guns... international terrorists, Enron execs, the BTK killer, dictators...
OMG!! Can you imagine me in a room with the Enron execs!!! I'd be like Erin Brokavich:
"you've got two wrong feet, in ugly F*@Cking Shoes!!!!"
Well they wouldn't have two feet for long with you around... Maybe rearrange their appendages...put the feet where the hands are and vice-versa.
Remember you'd have a team of pee-ons to do all of the messy work
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
Posted by BabyAvocado
Posted by LadyLainez
I have a friend whose wife works in the defense dept. I'm calling her ASAP. Don't be surprised if Bush calls you from the ranch
Seriously, you could have your own business helping jilted loves and others who have been wronged.
Call MTV....maybe Maxine & Christine can get their own show!!! Spiteful Sirens.....
For real!! Maxine you told me you were spiteful but I had no idea!!
This thread is gunna make me really PIMP
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| Posted 8/25/05 10:28 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Re: For all my fellow Spiteful LIF'ers ...
This thread is gunna make me really PIMP
How about PIMP my SPITEFUL Idea You can have a pimp juice cup.
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These are the best stories ever!!!!! DAMN I thought I was bad!!!!!! My stories are rainbows compared to you guys!!!!!!
In college we found out that one of our roomates was sleeping with another roomates boyfriend. While she was out we took all her makeup and dumped it in the sink and put the bottles and tubes back. Then we took her MUCH beloved Fleetwood Mac CD boxset and scratched all the CDs and put them back in the cases.
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