How to call the police when you are Old... funny email i got

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST
ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked
"Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all
patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them n ow cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT

Re: How to call the police when you are Old... funny email i got

Re: How to call the police when you are Old... funny email i got

i am glad you enjoyed it.

Re: How to call the police when you are Old... funny email i got

Quasi-true: http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.htm

The idea is still very funny, though...