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leighla
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I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
I've been on pelvic rest since 11/7 due to cervical bleeding (no lifting, exercise, sex or orgasms).
I asked at the OB today if it's okay now to return to "normal".
So he asks "Is your husband a long man?"
It took me a minute to understand what he was asking. I thought it was weird for him to say long instead of tall. Then I realized... 
So I said "I guess." 
(I mean, how the hell are you supposed to answer that?)
So he proceeds to tell me that I am off orgasms restriction and that DH and I can have "SHALLOW" intercourse.
Meaning (and these are the doctor's words) "He can go in, but he can't go far and he can't stay long. No banging the headboards."
I giggled like a school girl. 
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Gumpslilqtpie
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
That's hysterical! Well have fun anyway!!
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:22 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
 I would have LMAO at the dr.!
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:23 PM |
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partyof6
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
geez--I would have died and I am not shy...
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:23 PM |
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Jen2999
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
OMG I would have DIED!
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:24 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
That is hilarious
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:37 PM |
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JavaJunkie
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
OMG hysterical!
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:41 PM |
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2girls4now
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
too funny
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:53 PM |
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dm24angel
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
DH must have been thrilled at this convo!
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:55 PM |
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steph4777
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
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leighla
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
Posted by dm24angel
DH must have been thrilled at this convo!
He doesn't know yet - he's still at work.
He get sooooo easily embarrassed, I'm sure he's going to be bright red when I tell him.
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| Posted 12/5/06 6:58 PM |
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rose825
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
OMG, I think I would have crawled under the table. how explicit
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:09 PM |
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Lillykat
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
I would have been so embarrassed - but now you have a funny story to tell
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:13 PM |
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LuvMy2Girls
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
That's is friggin hilarious, I am soo sorry, I am sure it was so embarrassing, but to hear it as a story
I would have died on the table if my doc explained it that way to me
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:14 PM |
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landj
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
That is too funny! And the way your doctor described it is hilarious. I would have been too.
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:30 PM |
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BaroqueMama
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
Am I the only one who would be very annoyed by that response?
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:37 PM |
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mikeswife06
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
Thats the funniest thing I head in a while, I am having a really bad daybut you made me laugh, so thank you...
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:41 PM |
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Porrruss
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
I think that response was very funny- and really to the point.....
Love it.....
I'd be calling DH Long Dong Silver....
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| Posted 12/5/06 7:54 PM |
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ARIELSMOM
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
OMG i would have been bright red!!
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| Posted 12/5/06 8:12 PM |
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krashnburn
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
LMAO! Sorry, but it was funny.
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| Posted 12/5/06 8:42 PM |
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Cookiegobbler
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
OMG! I would have
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| Posted 12/5/06 9:02 PM |
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waytogo
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
Too funny though!
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| Posted 12/5/06 10:28 PM |
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Gertyrae
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
That is a great story!! Your Dr. certainly didn't pull any punches with you
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JRG71
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Re: I thought I was over getting embarrassed at the doctor...
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