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leighla
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If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
What would you ask him/her?
I, for one, am so curious as to why he feels the need to pull out the desk chair and all the filing bins from under the desk every day.
Is he looking for something?
Does he want to reorganize my files?
Is it simply to p!ss me off?
What would YOU like to know?
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Posted 2/20/07 9:46 PM  |
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Jessica
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
o boy!!
i dont know where to start!!!!
What state did you come from?
Why are you scared of your feeding bowls?
Why are you scared of ice?
Why do you only like to play with dirty, not clean socks?
Why do you insist on sleeping with my parents rather than me?
Why dont you like other animals?
Why do you like to rip tp paper into tiny pieces than hide bc you know you're going to get in trouble?
im sure i can tihink of more as time passes by
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| Posted 2/20/07 10:10 PM |
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MrsKelly
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Posted by Jessica
Why do you like to rip tp paper into tiny pieces than hide bc you know you're going to get in trouble?
OMG  i so would ask quinn this too. i would also ask him why he's so un-cuddly. he pretended to be cuddly when we first found him. then we got him home and nope. anytime we pick him up (when we just get home and he's jumping up like he wants to be picked up) he pushes off our chest with his paws.
i also want to know why he has to have EVERY one of his toys out, even though he plays with the same one all the time.
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| Posted 2/20/07 11:03 PM |
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Gertyrae
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Misty...
What is the necessity of chewing open every pillow in the house?
Why do you want to kill people on bicycles?
Do you ever get enough food?
Espresso...
Why won't you let me pet you?
What is with the raccoon tail when we surprise you?
Do you have to sleep on my face?
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| Posted 2/20/07 11:34 PM |
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Posted by Gertyrae
Why do you want to kill people on bicycles?
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That question and what did the UPS man or the Slomins man ever do to you?
Oh
why do you love to play fetch, come back with the ball and then refuse to drop it???
Message edited 2/21/2007 12:30:11 AM.
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| Posted 2/21/07 12:29 AM |
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MsMBV
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
OH man. I would not know where to begin.
I guess the first thing I would ask all of them is am I doing everything to make you happy here?
Then I would ask Pyxie why she is so picky about what shirts I put on her.
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| Posted 2/21/07 7:30 AM |
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danielleandscott
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
I wouldnt know where to begin either. I would have so much to ask him.
1. Why do you chew on the wood window sill and the frame between the windows in the living room?
2. Why do you insist on play fighting with Danielle when ever you go to sit with her on the couch....She just wants to hold you.
3. Why cant Danielle and I hug in front of you or sit close....Are you jealous???
4. How on earth do you eat the food that smells so bad?
5. What do you think about us?
Scott
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| Posted 2/21/07 8:42 AM |
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LaurenExp
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Oscar:
Why does your tail fluff out when you want to be picked up?
Why can't you just lay down instead of walking back and forth all over me squishing and hurting every single part of my body?
Why is your breath so bad? Please don't tell me its because you lick your own butt because you are CONSTANTLY licking my face and I prefer not to have cat feces on it.
Mugsy:
Why do you insist on rolling over in the litter box so you have litter all over you when you get out?
Why must you ALWAYS go into the litter box IMMEDIATELY after I clean it? I understand you want to mark your territory, but you must understand my frustration.
Why do you eat every food known to man and beg at the table like you're a dog??
Bonnie:
Why do you stand with your front and back poors together and spin around like that? Because you're so pudgy and gray, you remind me of one of those elephants at the circus on that little pedistal.
Why do you meow every single time I try to pet you like I'm about to murder you?
Why do you insist on drinking out of the sink when I got you one of those water fountain drinking bowls for just this reason?
Clyde:
Why do you insist on running around the house and making strange noises, chasing things that aren't there?
Why WHENEVER I touch you, do you arch your back?
There are sooo many more, but this is just off the top of my head
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| Posted 2/21/07 9:15 AM |
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Palebride
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
I would LOVE to as Gunnar why he has to move his water dish around the kitchen before he can drink out of it.
Why he has to scream at 3 in the morning.
Why he hates me.
I would ask Scout if she really loves me as much as I tell people she does.
Why she meows everytime she gets near a mirror...
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| Posted 2/21/07 9:21 AM |
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KGools
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Posted by danielleandscott
3. Why cant Danielle and I hug in front of you or sit close....Are you jealous???
Cooper does this too! We can't hug without him jumping all over us. When FH proposed, Cooper was ALLLLL over that, jumping and barking everywhere!
I would ask him
**Do you love us and consider us your mom and dad?
**Does it annoy you when we "talk" for you?
**Why do you lick your paws so much?
**Why must you chew on pillows when you know it's WRONG!?
**Do you know how much we love you?!
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| Posted 2/21/07 9:34 AM |
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Bellaocchi
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
I love this thread.
I would ask him Royal were you reincarnated? If so, who were you?
b/c he does not act like an average dog at all.
I would then ask him why he chooses to scratch at my bum while I am on the couch watching tv. Is it to get attention or do you do this for fun?
What he dreams about? b/c his paws move and face makes all these twitching motions when he sleeps sometimes.
I would then ask him how much he loves us.
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| Posted 2/21/07 4:46 PM |
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Maathy317
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Why do you sleep all curled up with your nose in your butt?
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| Posted 2/21/07 5:43 PM |
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Shanti
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Are you happy?
Do you know how much we love you?
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| Posted 2/21/07 5:50 PM |
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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Isn't it obvious?
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
- Are you happy?
- Do you realize how bad your farts smell?
- Why do you like DH better than me?
- Why do you bark at EVERYTHING that passes in front of the house?
- What is it about your "round" (his favorite toy) that you love so much?
- Are you going to be good when the baby arrives?
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| Posted 2/22/07 10:45 AM |
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Anniegrl
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Do you hate us that we have to leave you in the crate all day 
What is your obsession with Jackson's dirty diapers??!!!!
Why do you love to lick our faces raw???
What do you dream about?
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| Posted 2/22/07 11:06 AM |
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kaklesmay
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Do you know how much I love you??
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| Posted 2/22/07 11:27 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Why do white grocery bags freak you out?
What's with the running top speed in circles around the back yard for 3 mintues about? Then collapsing like you've been working out for 2 hours.
How does a 9lb dog poop 5 times a day? Where is it coming from??
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| Posted 2/22/07 12:12 PM |
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MrsMerlot
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Posted by chikita315
Why do white grocery bags freak you out?
What's with the running top speed in circles around the back yard for 3 mintues about? Then collapsing like you've been working out for 2 hours.
How does a 9lb dog poop 5 times a day? Where is it coming from??
1. I prefer paper
2. I'm working out - Flashdance style
3. Metabolism Baby - don't be a hater...
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| Posted 2/22/07 12:15 PM |
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LFitzy79
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Lauren
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Are you happy?
Do you know how much I love you?
Do you want to work out a bark once for no, twice for yes system for when you can't talk anymore...?
Why do you bark at people that aren't with dogs when we see them on the street?
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| Posted 2/22/07 12:26 PM |
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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Isn't it obvious?
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
- What do you think about all day?
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| Posted 2/22/07 12:31 PM |
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lucyloo
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Do you lick us because you love us or we taste good?
Why do you bark to go out then don't go out when we open the door?
What do you do all day?
Why don't you like wearing a harness or sweater?
Do you realize its rude to fart especially when you are sitting on me?
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| Posted 2/22/07 1:27 PM |
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
I would ask if he knows how much I love him and does he love me back that much?
Why does he whine so much at nothing?
Is he much happier now that we bought a house and he has a fenced in yard?
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| Posted 2/22/07 5:40 PM |
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Wendy
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Max:
Do your back legs hurt as much as they look like they do?
If we left an opened 40lb bag of food in the middle of the room, would you really eat every last bit?
Can you talk really fast and tell us about the first nine years of your life before you ended up at Little Shelter?
Bailey:
Was bringing Hershey and Bailey into your life so traumatic that you are now a little too neurotic?
Why do you eat bunny poop and Max's poop? 
And I'd ask them both if they miss Hershey as much as we do.
I'm sure DH would also ask them if they wanted a puppy!
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| Posted 2/23/07 9:27 AM |
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suvenR
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
I'd like to know why she digs used QTips out of the garbage and eats them.
Why does she eat every paper product she can find- toilet paper, paper towels, napkins, magazine paper.
Oh, and why does she get hysterical about getting her nails clipped? Not once EVER has she had one cut too short.
And, why is she so sensitive about her ears? If we touch her ear, she gets very upset- but the vet checked her out and nothing is wrong.
All around- I'd ask "why are you so sensitive?"
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| Posted 2/23/07 3:30 PM |
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LiPo
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Re: If your pet could talk for 5 minutes...
Why do you like to sleep on your scratching posts?
Why must you poop on your scratching posts?
Why would you poop where you sleep, silly kitty!
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