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LadyMaravilla
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Joke of The Day

A woman marries, and in five years has four children. Her husband dies. She remarries and has five more children before her second husband dies. Again she remarries. She has another three children before her third husband dies. Two years later the woman kicks the bucket.

At the funeral the priest looks at the casket and says, "They're finally together."

The woman's sister looks at her brother and asks, "Which husband do you think he means?"

The brother replies, "I think he's referring to her legs."

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Posted 8/19/05 4:10 PM
 
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AJsMommy122
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Posted 8/19/05 4:10 PM
 

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Posted 8/19/05 4:11 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Posted 8/19/05 4:11 PM
 

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Posted 8/19/05 4:12 PM
 

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Posted 8/19/05 4:55 PM
 

Tah-wee-ZAH
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Posted by LadyLainez

A woman marries, and in five years has four children. Her husband dies. She remarries and has five more children before her second husband dies. Again she remarries. She has another three children before her third husband dies. Two years later the woman kicks the bucket.

At the funeral the priest looks at the casket and says, "They're finally together."

The woman's sister looks at her brother and asks, "Which husband do you think he means?"

The brother replies, "I think he's referring to her legs."

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OMG.... I have a cousin whose wife has had 8 !@#$ kids! Yes, 8!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Her own mother had nine and we think she's in some sort of sick competition with her. This joke totally reminds me of her.

Posted 8/19/05 8:47 PM
 
 

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