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Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Sonia

Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Monster-In-Law,

I would like to thank you for bringing your son into this world, since over all he is a great husband. I am genuinely happy that you are out of the hospital and all is well. But why are you pretending to be on your death bed while your son in is your presence??? Why must you play these mind games? I pity the fool that believes you and myself since I have to deal with the wrath of the aftermath. I am thinking of writing to Dr. Phil because aside from Physical therapy I know that you also need mental therapy. I may know a few people on a chat site that may know of a few shrinks. I can not wait till they start sending volunteers to the moon so I can deport my family there. Again, thank you for bringing your son into this world....but he is MY husband and no longer your 5 year old son.

Your Grateful Daughter-In-Law

Posted 5/10/06 10:57 AM
 
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it

Member since 5/05

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The cure IS worse!

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by LadyLainez

I pity the fool



I'm sorry but that made me Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:00 AM
 

LI2VA
Love my life!!

Member since 11/05

3125 total posts

Name:
Melissa

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

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ok here's mine


Dear monster in law,
I was just wondering why you felt it was nessecary to tatoo your eyebrows on, cause you look ridiculous! Oh and BTW the belly shirts and leggings just don't do it for me either.

daughter in law

ps i've entered you into the show "what not to wear"

Posted 5/10/06 11:01 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by DebG

Posted by LadyLainez

I pity the fool



I'm sorry but that made me Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



well, it's true. No need to apologize. Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:01 AM
 

Ambersmom
Straight up nasty

Member since 5/05

7740 total posts

Name:
Sharon

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear X

Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hugs and Kisses:

Your nemesis

Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM
 

LFitzy79
can hardly wait

Member since 5/05

2650 total posts

Name:
Lauren

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear BF,

I love you, but dude, where's my ring???? I'm the best thing that ever happened to you, so wake up and get it together.

love,
waiting for you to realize

Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM
 

DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it

Member since 5/05

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Name:
The cure IS worse!

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Ambersmom

Dear X

Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hugs and Kisses:

Your nemesis



WOWSERS!

Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

Name:
And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear LIF:

If I read one more thread title that has the name Britney Spears and PG in it, I'm going to lose it!!

Regards,
Crazy Fingers

Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Ambersmom

Dear X

Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hugs and Kisses:

Your nemesis



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I can think it but dare not say it. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM
 

Ambersmom
Straight up nasty

Member since 5/05

7740 total posts

Name:
Sharon

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear MIL:

Can you please stop giving my daugther a can of Peanut Butter to walk around the house with? The decopauge of crusty peanut butter EVERYWHERE in my house is not doing it for me.

Oh yes, and if you're going to "pretend" to do the dishes, try some soap and water on those babies BEFORE you put them in the cabinet. I'm not down with your leftovers on every freaking dish in my house. By the way, your son will be rewashing them allChat Icon Chat Icon

Signed:

Wish I married an orphan.

Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Signed:

Wish I married an orphan.



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AMEN, AMEN!!!

Posted 5/10/06 11:07 AM
 

Beth
The Key to your new home....

Member since 2/06

24849 total posts

Name:
Beth

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Inlaws,

when are you going to grasp the concept that your son does not sit around all day wanting to talk to you on the phone or email. He works- in fact he works about 10 to 12 hours a day- he is busy- he doesn't want to talk to you about "his feelings" EVER and NEVER while he is in the middle of closing a loan at work

I don't understand why you think you live in this Donna Reid/Martha Stuart fantansy- your son moved out over 10 years ago- and he doesn't want to share his feeling with you- stop annoying him and let him make money

and by the way- I think it's gross that you questioned my enagament ring being real and his watch being real- get over yourselves and realize that your son- who you told would never amount to anything- is more succesful at age 29- then you have ever been-

hate to break it to you- but some one had to

signed- your daughter in law


Wow- I feel better now

Posted 5/10/06 11:08 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

hate to break it to you- but some one had to

signed- your daughter in law


Wow- I feel better now


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see this is so theraputic!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:10 AM
 

saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!

Member since 5/05

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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

this is going to sound awful, but if you understood my relationshiop w/my sister, you'd get it/

dear darling sister of mine,
thank you so much for getting PG 3 months before my wedding. yes, i'm very happy for you; and thank you for stealing just a little bit of my day. i know it makes you nuts if attention is on me. so thanks for looking out for me.

signed,
me

Posted 5/10/06 11:10 AM
 

Shanti
True love

Member since 6/05

12653 total posts

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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

I'm sorry this is still a problem, SoniaChat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:11 AM
 

IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE

Member since 6/05

3321 total posts

Name:
Rose

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear SIL:

I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.

You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.

Your loving SILChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:11 AM
 

Diva
I am what I am

Member since 12/05

2825 total posts

Name:
Jennifer

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Ex-best friend,

Please, for the love of God, leave me alone!!!! Stop contacting my DH and my family members and telling them how much you miss me. They all give me the guilt trip about this. Im sorry things didnt work out between us, but Im living a much happier life without all the drama and would like to continue doing so.

Signed,
The friend you took advantage of

Wow!!! That felt great!!

Posted 5/10/06 11:16 AM
 

Ambersmom
Straight up nasty

Member since 5/05

7740 total posts

Name:
Sharon

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by IluvBo

Dear SIL:

I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.

You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.

Your loving SILChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Oh, you're brother must be married to the same hag mine is Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM
 

Boobobunny
Live in the Present

Member since 5/05

3572 total posts

Name:
Dannielle

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear MIL,


I don't mind you coming up for diner every night....but do you think that once in awhile you coul d actually pay for teh food you eat...I don't expect you to cook, because we all know you can't, but you eat alot...and we are on a food budget.

Sign,
you Daughter in Law, who is forever in the Kitchen


P.S.
Get A Job!!!!
stop procrasting

Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

Member since 5/05

26170 total posts

Name:
MrsERod™®

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear MIL,

I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you. I wish you were still with us, so i could personally thank you for having your son. He is my rock. Everyone says how you and I would have loved each other, and how kind and generous you were. It shows in your children, and the family that loved you so.
I am grateful that you were on this earth, even if your time here was cut short. Your love shines through everytime I look into Sofia's eyes. I love you.

Signed,
Your Daugther In Law, Christina
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Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM
 

IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE

Member since 6/05

3321 total posts

Name:
Rose

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Ambersmom

Posted by IluvBo

Dear SIL:

I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.

You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.

Your loving SILChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Oh, you're brother must be married to the same hag mine is Chat Icon Chat Icon



She's just plain EVIL. I feel your pain honey!

Posted 5/10/06 11:18 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by DMcK

I'm sorry this is still a problem, SoniaChat Icon



girl this is more then a problem, it's the sad sad truth! Might as well laugh about it. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:18 AM
 

juju
Welcome to the World!

Member since 5/05

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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by LFitzy79

Dear BF,

I love you, but dude, where's my ring???? I'm the best thing that ever happened to you, so wake up and get it together.

love,
waiting for you to realize



Spark a match under his B*u*t*t! I did! LOLChat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 11:19 AM
 

Stefanie

Member since 5/05

23599 total posts

Name:
Stefanie

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Jared,

GO TO SLEEP!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Love,
Mommy

Posted 5/10/06 11:19 AM
 

unknown1
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Member since 5/05

2771 total posts

Name:
lisa

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Stefanie

Dear Jared,

GO TO SLEEP!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Love,
Mommy




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Posted 5/10/06 11:20 AM
 
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