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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Monster-In-Law,
I would like to thank you for bringing your son into this world, since over all he is a great husband. I am genuinely happy that you are out of the hospital and all is well. But why are you pretending to be on your death bed while your son in is your presence??? Why must you play these mind games? I pity the fool that believes you and myself since I have to deal with the wrath of the aftermath. I am thinking of writing to Dr. Phil because aside from Physical therapy I know that you also need mental therapy. I may know a few people on a chat site that may know of a few shrinks. I can not wait till they start sending volunteers to the moon so I can deport my family there. Again, thank you for bringing your son into this world....but he is MY husband and no longer your 5 year old son.
Your Grateful Daughter-In-Law
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Posted 5/10/06 10:57 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
Name: The cure IS worse!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by LadyLainez
I pity the fool
I'm sorry but that made me
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Posted 5/10/06 11:00 AM |
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LI2VA
Love my life!!
Member since 11/05 3125 total posts
Name: Melissa
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
ok here's mine
Dear monster in law, I was just wondering why you felt it was nessecary to tatoo your eyebrows on, cause you look ridiculous! Oh and BTW the belly shirts and leggings just don't do it for me either.
daughter in law
ps i've entered you into the show "what not to wear"
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Posted 5/10/06 11:01 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
well, it's true. No need to apologize.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:01 AM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
Name: Sharon
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear X
Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON
Hugs and Kisses:
Your nemesis
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Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM |
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
Member since 5/05 2650 total posts
Name: Lauren
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear BF,
I love you, but dude, where's my ring???? I'm the best thing that ever happened to you, so wake up and get it together.
love, waiting for you to realize
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Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
Name: The cure IS worse!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Ambersmom
Dear X
Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON
Hugs and Kisses:
Your nemesis
WOWSERS!
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Posted 5/10/06 11:03 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear LIF:
If I read one more thread title that has the name Britney Spears and PG in it, I'm going to lose it!!
Regards, Crazy Fingers
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Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Ambersmom
Dear X
Die B!tch, Die!! And SOON
Hugs and Kisses:
Your nemesis
I can think it but dare not say it.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
Name: Sharon
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear MIL:
Can you please stop giving my daugther a can of Peanut Butter to walk around the house with? The decopauge of crusty peanut butter EVERYWHERE in my house is not doing it for me.
Oh yes, and if you're going to "pretend" to do the dishes, try some soap and water on those babies BEFORE you put them in the cabinet. I'm not down with your leftovers on every freaking dish in my house. By the way, your son will be rewashing them all
Signed:
Wish I married an orphan.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:05 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Signed:
Wish I married an orphan.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN, AMEN!!!
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Posted 5/10/06 11:07 AM |
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Beth
The Key to your new home....
Member since 2/06 24849 total posts
Name: Beth
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Inlaws,
when are you going to grasp the concept that your son does not sit around all day wanting to talk to you on the phone or email. He works- in fact he works about 10 to 12 hours a day- he is busy- he doesn't want to talk to you about "his feelings" EVER and NEVER while he is in the middle of closing a loan at work
I don't understand why you think you live in this Donna Reid/Martha Stuart fantansy- your son moved out over 10 years ago- and he doesn't want to share his feeling with you- stop annoying him and let him make money
and by the way- I think it's gross that you questioned my enagament ring being real and his watch being real- get over yourselves and realize that your son- who you told would never amount to anything- is more succesful at age 29- then you have ever been-
hate to break it to you- but some one had to
signed- your daughter in law
Wow- I feel better now
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Posted 5/10/06 11:08 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
hate to break it to you- but some one had to
signed- your daughter in law
Wow- I feel better now
see this is so theraputic!!
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Posted 5/10/06 11:10 AM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
Member since 5/05 16555 total posts
Name: I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
this is going to sound awful, but if you understood my relationshiop w/my sister, you'd get it/
dear darling sister of mine, thank you so much for getting PG 3 months before my wedding. yes, i'm very happy for you; and thank you for stealing just a little bit of my day. i know it makes you nuts if attention is on me. so thanks for looking out for me.
signed, me
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Posted 5/10/06 11:10 AM |
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Shanti
True love
Member since 6/05 12653 total posts
Name:
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
I'm sorry this is still a problem, Sonia
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Posted 5/10/06 11:11 AM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
Name: Rose
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear SIL:
I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.
You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.
Your loving SIL
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Posted 5/10/06 11:11 AM |
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Diva
I am what I am
Member since 12/05 2825 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Ex-best friend,
Please, for the love of God, leave me alone!!!! Stop contacting my DH and my family members and telling them how much you miss me. They all give me the guilt trip about this. Im sorry things didnt work out between us, but Im living a much happier life without all the drama and would like to continue doing so.
Signed, The friend you took advantage of
Wow!!! That felt great!!
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Posted 5/10/06 11:16 AM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
Name: Sharon
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by IluvBo
Dear SIL:
I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.
You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.
Your loving SIL
Oh, you're brother must be married to the same hag mine is
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Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
Name: Dannielle
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear MIL,
I don't mind you coming up for diner every night....but do you think that once in awhile you coul d actually pay for teh food you eat...I don't expect you to cook, because we all know you can't, but you eat alot...and we are on a food budget.
Sign, you Daughter in Law, who is forever in the Kitchen
P.S. Get A Job!!!! stop procrasting
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Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear MIL,
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you. I wish you were still with us, so i could personally thank you for having your son. He is my rock. Everyone says how you and I would have loved each other, and how kind and generous you were. It shows in your children, and the family that loved you so. I am grateful that you were on this earth, even if your time here was cut short. Your love shines through everytime I look into Sofia's eyes. I love you.
Signed, Your Daugther In Law, Christina
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Posted 5/10/06 11:17 AM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
Name: Rose
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Ambersmom
Posted by IluvBo
Dear SIL:
I just wanted to thank you for the terrific job you've done in keeping my brother away from his family. It is amazing how he has totally forgotten all the horrible things you've done to us and how you've made my parents miserable. I want to thank you for having him forget how to call his parents on Mother's Day, Father's Day, and birthdays. I would love to know your secret. BTW I wanted to thank you in having him be mad at us for not remembering your son's communion, especially since we overnighted cards and gifts and he didn't know for over 2 weeks.
You're the best. Should have learned from you 18 years ago when you married my brother.
Your loving SIL
Oh, you're brother must be married to the same hag mine is
She's just plain EVIL. I feel your pain honey!
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Posted 5/10/06 11:18 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by DMcK
I'm sorry this is still a problem, Sonia
girl this is more then a problem, it's the sad sad truth! Might as well laugh about it.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:18 AM |
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juju
Welcome to the World!
Member since 5/05 6747 total posts
Name:
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by LFitzy79
Dear BF,
I love you, but dude, where's my ring???? I'm the best thing that ever happened to you, so wake up and get it together.
love, waiting for you to realize
Spark a match under his B*u*t*t! I did! LOL
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Posted 5/10/06 11:19 AM |
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Stefanie
♥
Member since 5/05 23599 total posts
Name: Stefanie
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Jared,
GO TO SLEEP!!!
Love, Mommy
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Posted 5/10/06 11:19 AM |
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unknown1
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Member since 5/05 2771 total posts
Name: lisa
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Stefanie
Dear Jared,
GO TO SLEEP!!!
Love, Mommy
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Posted 5/10/06 11:20 AM |
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