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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear cockroach/waterbug that decided to visit my office this morning,
It was not nice to open my office door at 7:50am and see you sitting pretty on my notebook. You put my whole day into a tailspin. Did you see how fast I called the scary facilities man to come up and take care of you?? I hope your friends get the hint!!!
Signed, Bug Enemy
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Posted 5/10/06 11:43 AM |
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
Member since 5/05 15379 total posts
Name: Kristin
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Lisa
Dear cockroach/waterbug that decided to visit my office this morning,
It was not nice to open my office door at 7:50am and see you sitting pretty on my notebook. You put my whole day into a tailspin. Did you see how fast I called the scary facilities man to come up and take care of you?? I hope your friends get the hint!!!
Signed, Bug Enemy
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Posted 5/10/06 11:44 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name: Tania
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear god:
let this be my chance.
Sincerely,
still hanging on a star.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:44 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Lisa
Dear cockroach/waterbug that decided to visit my office this morning,
It was not nice to open my office door at 7:50am and see you sitting pretty on my notebook. You put my whole day into a tailspin. Did you see how fast I called the scary facilities man to come up and take care of you?? I hope your friends get the hint!!!
Signed, Bug Enemy
BWAHHH-haaaaa
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Posted 5/10/06 11:45 AM |
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JenniferEver
The Disney Lady
Member since 5/05 18163 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Aliasmom
Dear god:
let this be my chance.
Sincerely,
still hanging on a star.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:46 AM |
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baghag
:P
Member since 5/05 10278 total posts
Name:
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Posted 5/10/06 11:48 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name: Tania
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
thanks girls.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:51 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Aliasmom
Dear god:
let this be my chance.
Sincerely,
still hanging on a star.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:51 AM |
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Luvlylady
Earned My Bragging Rights!
Member since 5/05 6141 total posts
Name: Alexandria
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Thanks for all the hugs You are all Awesome
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Posted 5/10/06 11:53 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Mother Nature,
When are we actually going to get some warm weather? Don't you think this cold, rainy weather has gone on long enough?
Signed, sun deprived woman
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Posted 5/10/06 11:56 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name: Tania
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
thanks Chris.
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Posted 5/10/06 11:56 AM |
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Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
Name: Melissa
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear ??? I have a mom and that's who I'll be with on Sunday so don't ask me to spend the day with you. Yeah, my mom. The one you talked trash about at my wedding.
Signed, I know what you said about my mother
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Posted 5/10/06 11:57 AM |
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sweetpea0717
LIF Toddler
Member since 5/05 386 total posts
Name: Trish
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Sis and BIL, Please move closer to me...I hate seeing my first-born niece growing up through pictures sent over the internet...I can only imagine how awesome it would be to spend the weekends together doing fun stuff together...What did we ever do to u to make u want to be away from the whole family?
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Posted 5/10/06 11:57 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Snozberry
Dear ??? I have a mom and that's who I'll be with on Sunday so don't ask me to spend the day with you. Yeah, my mom. The one you talked trash about at my wedding.
Signed, I know what you said about my mother
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Posted 5/10/06 11:57 AM |
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dpli
Daylight savings :)
Member since 5/05 13973 total posts
Name: D
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Lisa
Dear cockroach/waterbug that decided to visit my office this morning
Signed, Bug Enemy
On that note:
Dear DH:
They are NOT waterbugs, they are cockroaches. You are just fooling yourself by calling them waterbugs. If you hear me scream in the shower one day, you will know why....
Signed, DW
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Posted 5/10/06 11:58 AM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
Name: Rose
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
How awful! I'm sorry that happened!
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Posted 5/10/06 12:00 PM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
Member since 9/05 18504 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Posted 5/10/06 12:01 PM |
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Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
Name: Melissa
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by IluvBo
How awful! I'm sorry that happened!
Thanks; I'm okay now. I'm just amazed that the person who has no ability to filter her thoughts thinks that I'm going to acknowledge her on Sunday. But thanks for the hugs.
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Posted 5/10/06 12:02 PM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
Name: Rose
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Mom and MIL:
As much as I adore both of you (well most of the time anyway ) Mother's Day is not only about the two of you. I am a Mother was well.......is it selfish for me to ask that Mother's Day be about the three of us, instead of just the two of you? Just a suggestion.
Your daughter
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Posted 5/10/06 12:02 PM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
Member since 9/05 18504 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Boss,
Yes, I can see you picking your nose. Your office is directly in front of mine, so stop looking up to see if I'm watching you. I AM! Furthermore, I CAN see and hear you clipping your toe nails and I bet the person on the other end of the phone can hear you too.
signed, your disgusted assistant
P.S. Please pull down your shades. The sun is reflecting off your bald head right into my eyes
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Posted 5/10/06 12:05 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by pmpkn087
Dear Boss,
Yes, I can see you picking your nose. Your office is directly in front of mine, so stop looking up to see if I'm watching you. I AM! Furthermore, I CAN see and hear you clipping your toe nails and I bet the person on the other end of the phone can hear you too.
signed, your disgusted assistant
P.S. Please pull down your shades. The sun is reflecting off your bald head right into my eyes
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Posted 5/10/06 12:07 PM |
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
Member since 5/05 27567 total posts
Name: Janice
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Inlaws,
Thank you so much for the first card ever sent to me since I have known you. Even though it was a mothers day card in Spanish, I am sure it had wonderful things written inside. I understand you are in crisis mode and I appreciate you praying that the baby comes out looking just like your great looking son. Thanks also for the gift, as well as the attached name suggestions. I have never envisioned having a child named Juan, Jose, or Luisa, but who knows right?
And yes, I am Catholic. DH is fine with it. Yes, I realize the pope is not God, yes I realize saints are not God, and yes I pray to Mary. Please stop the pentecostal propoganda.
I also realize you are in crisis mode, as I heard that DH turned down your request for a "loan." I appreciate your understanding, as I know you are use to us flying you around the country, I hope you found the greyhound enjoyable.
signed,
Waiting to be recognized for over 10 years
Tania- Sharon-orphan was priceless.
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Posted 5/10/06 12:07 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by pmpkn087
P.S. Please pull down your shades. The sun is reflecting off your bald head right into my eyes
this last part had me
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Posted 5/10/06 12:07 PM |
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sweetpea0717
LIF Toddler
Member since 5/05 386 total posts
Name: Trish
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by pmpkn087
Dear Boss,
Yes, I can see you picking your nose. Your office is directly in front of mine, so stop looking up to see if I'm watching you. I AM! Furthermore, I CAN see and hear you clipping your toe nails and I bet the person on the other end of the phone can hear you too.
signed, your disgusted assistant
P.S. Please pull down your shades. The sun is reflecting off your bald head right into my eyes
ewwwe
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Posted 5/10/06 12:08 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by Janice
Dear Inlaws,
Thank you so much for the first card ever sent to me since I have known you. Even though it was a mothers day card in Spanish, I am sure it had wonderful things written inside. I understand you are in crisis mode and I appreciate you praying that the baby comes out looking just like your great looking son. Thanks also for the gift, as well as the attached name suggestions. I have never envisioned having a child named Juan, Jose, or Luisa, but who knows right?
tania- Sharon-orphan was priceless.
Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your MIL takes the cake I think...we need to start a club.
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Posted 5/10/06 12:11 PM |
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