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My 1st official post on this board!
I just had to share!!!
We are still in the hospital. My stepsister is holding Cailen, and tells me his diaper is falling off. I figured its because he is so tiny... she brings him over to the bed, where I am laying, to show me, and we notice the little yellow smudge of his mustard poop, which was also on the blanket he was wrapped in.
She goes to get me another diaper as I take his dirty diaper off and lift his teeny little chicken legs to get ready to clean him. Without any warning, my son projectiles bright yellow poop out of his butt directly across the room (no joke) all over my stepsister!!!! I am not kidding. The kid shot poop a good 5 feet across the room.
My son already has got MAD skills.
My neice and nephew are hysterical. DH and I are laughing so hard I was sure I'd pop a staple.
And of course, I am laughing and so distracted that the wash cloth I was using to cover his little doo dad slips, and he proceeds to pee all over me.
Ahhh - parenthood. I think I'm ready! 
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nymommy2be
I love the summer
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
boys are fun like that, enjoy him!
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| Posted 4/7/07 11:14 PM |
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Posted by nymommy2be
boys are fun like that, enjoy him!
Yeah, I guess those extra appendages are good for a few laughs now and then! 
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| Posted 4/7/07 11:38 PM |
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happytobreathe
The Lazy Days of Summer
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
I sense a child ready to set many WORLD RECORDS! 
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| Posted 4/7/07 11:49 PM |
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monkeybride
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Welcome to this side 
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| Posted 4/7/07 11:56 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
omg, and what a 1st post it is!! 
welcome! and congrats again!
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| Posted 4/7/07 11:59 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
And people ask why I hope for a girl!!
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| Posted 4/8/07 12:01 AM |
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Little-J-Mommy
I'm a Big Brother
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Welcome to the club
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| Posted 4/8/07 12:37 AM |
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Phyl
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Congratulations on your new baby
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| Posted 4/8/07 12:41 AM |
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CunningOne
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
OMG, my son did the same thing when DH was changing him in the hospital - he pooped all over the bed (I was sitting in the chair) and we had to call a nurse to change the sheets!
Yeah Boys!
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| Posted 4/8/07 12:43 AM |
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4monkeys
boys will be boys =)
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Posted by MrsERod
omg, and what a 1st post it is!!
welcome! and congrats again!
I was thinknig the same thing
Your son seemed to be saying WELCOME TO MOMMYHOOD !!!!!!!
and decided to light the fireworks and spread the cheer 
Welcome aboard!
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| Posted 4/8/07 1:10 AM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
What talent!
Reminds me of Triumph's "I poop on you and you" skit. I was dying for you to get over here. I'm going to love reading your posts!
Message edited 4/8/2007 7:42:09 AM.
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| Posted 4/8/07 7:41 AM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
You've beeen christened
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| Posted 4/8/07 7:45 AM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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| Posted 4/8/07 7:49 AM |
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MommaG
Yay Spring!
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Congratulations and welcome!
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| Posted 4/8/07 7:51 AM |
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ckdk
My girls
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
So funny, welcome to mommyhood!!
Congratulations!
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| Posted 4/8/07 7:54 AM |
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Laura1
Fun in the Snow!
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Ah, one of the new joys in life, huh? I am amazed at the things I find amusing with a 1 month old in the house now!
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| Posted 4/8/07 8:23 AM |
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2kids2cats
My babies
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Welcome and congrats!
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| Posted 4/8/07 8:29 AM |
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BaroqueMama
Chase is one!
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Happiness takes all shapes and forms, doesn't it? Welcome to mommyhood!
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| Posted 4/8/07 8:41 AM |
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Spring Baby06
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
Congrats and welcome!
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| Posted 4/8/07 8:44 AM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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welcome!!!
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| Posted 4/8/07 8:51 AM |
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PrincessP
Big sister!!!!!!!!!!
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WELCOME! thas too funny! Are you going home for easter?
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| Posted 4/8/07 9:14 AM |
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rose825
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Re: My 1st official post on this board!
watch out!!!! Have fun
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| Posted 4/8/07 9:19 AM |
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sami
So very blessed!! Thank u !!
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That is great! Enjoy!
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| Posted 4/8/07 9:25 AM |
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ThreeCats
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