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not preg related but FUNNY
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DUCKS2001
Then there was 2
Member since 3/06 5696 total posts
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Christine
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not preg related but FUNNY
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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Posted 6/26/07 1:27 PM  |
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debsey75
My two best friends!
Member since 11/06 5879 total posts
Name:
Debbie
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
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| Posted 6/26/07 1:32 PM |
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DanaRenee
Fitness Junkie!
Member since 6/06 6470 total posts
Name:
Dana
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
my DH will enjoy this one!
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| Posted 6/26/07 1:39 PM |
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Chica
Cuteness!
Member since 10/06 3013 total posts
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Erica
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
That's hysterical!
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| Posted 6/26/07 1:47 PM |
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MrsK
LIF Adolescent
Member since 10/06 891 total posts
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Christine
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
OMG!! too funny!! 
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| Posted 6/26/07 2:49 PM |
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DUCKS2001
Then there was 2
Member since 3/06 5696 total posts
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Christine
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
I thought you girls would enjoy a good laugh!
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| Posted 6/26/07 3:31 PM |
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our-secret
LIF Infant
Member since 12/06 371 total posts
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
that was great!!!
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| Posted 6/26/07 3:51 PM |
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hbugal
Lesigh
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY
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| Posted 6/26/07 4:16 PM |
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