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not preg related but FUNNY

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DUCKS2001
Then there was 2

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Christine

not preg related but FUNNY

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss



The Response:

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,



V. Gina

Posted 6/26/07 1:27 PM
 
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debsey75
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Debbie

Re: not preg related but FUNNY

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Posted 6/26/07 1:32 PM
 

DanaRenee
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Dana

Re: not preg related but FUNNY

Chat Icon Chat Icon my DH will enjoy this one!

Posted 6/26/07 1:39 PM
 

Chica
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY

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Posted 6/26/07 1:47 PM
 

MrsK
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Christine

Re: not preg related but FUNNY

OMG!! too funny!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/26/07 2:49 PM
 

DUCKS2001
Then there was 2

Member since 3/06

5696 total posts

Name:
Christine

Re: not preg related but FUNNY

I thought you girls would enjoy a good laugh!Chat Icon

Posted 6/26/07 3:31 PM
 

our-secret
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Re: not preg related but FUNNY

that was great!!! Chat Icon

Posted 6/26/07 3:51 PM
 

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Posted 6/26/07 4:16 PM
 
 

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