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mcl916
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Megan
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
LMAO
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Chica
Cuteness!
Member since 10/06 3013 total posts
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Erica
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
Posted by OMGBFP
Why doesn't anyone tell you this stuff?
Because they want people to keep having babies and suffer the same indignities they suffered!
This was a horrifying read.
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
Posted by jambalady
C-section is not sounding so bad right now!!
i am totally requesting one as soon as i go into labor.
OMG i could not read that whole page
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| Posted 1/31/08 6:44 PM |
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LJSMommy
Love him!
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
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"Just as she was removing the old pad and replacing it with the new one - I farted. I don't mean a cute little puffle, I mean I farted like I never knew I could fart - right in the poor woman's face!!!! I was so numb from the epi that I partially didn't believe that it was me (because it was so unbelievably HUGE) that I started to look around as if DH did it. He looked at me and said "the dog isn't here, honey, you can blame that one on her!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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LIBOUND
Texting king
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Suzy
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
Oh man..I just want a c section and be taken to a private island afterwards.
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| Posted 1/31/08 6:56 PM |
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CalendarGirl16
Alyssa's Mommy!!!
Member since 7/07 1138 total posts
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Tiffany
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
well you ladies have definitly taken my fear right out of all that stuff... i've been so terrifiied that it might happen to me that now maybe knowing its more common then we'd like I can relax and by relaxing maybe it won't actually happen!!!!
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| Posted 1/31/08 7:17 PM |
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DmarieK
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
I knew you guys would get a good laugh out of this. I don't know if I feel a little better knowing how common pooping is or more horrified as to what's to come...lol.
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| Posted 1/31/08 8:19 PM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
lmao lmao lmao "twinkies" as her labia.
I really dont want to poop on the table. How does the doctor stand the smell. Ew. I am going to do everything I can to poop before I leave for the hospital.
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| Posted 1/31/08 8:50 PM |
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Disneygirl
Disney cruise bound!
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D
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
Posted by jambalady
C-section is not sounding so bad right now!!
I've been on both sides and can tell you as a nurse I'm totally immune to all this stuff.
Well since you ladies are already grossed out I will let you in on another tidbit. Sometimes patients have bleeding issues during a c-sect and we give a medication that gives you the runs-immediately, meaning when we get you off the OR table the clean-up can take a little longer so don't think a c-section will allow you to keep your modesty!
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| Posted 1/31/08 9:13 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
The one where she pees on the doc and some squirted in her hair has me rolling!!!!!!!
Wow, doctors really do see everything.
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| Posted 1/31/08 9:31 PM |
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KPtoys
I'm getting old
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Karen
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
that has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time
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| Posted 1/31/08 9:53 PM |
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ckone
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
I have to tell you that with DS I was soooooo afraid of pooping on the table. I had no idea that this could happen but it happened to my friend. I couldn't believe it.
Thank goodness nothing really embarrassing happend to me but I do feel that looking back the entire experience was embarrassing - everything was out there. I started with a blanket and nighty. I ending completely naked and sweating..... Oh well, all worth it I guess - I'll be doing it again within the next three weeks.
Great post...
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| Posted 1/31/08 10:41 PM |
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KristinasMama
How did she turn 2 so quickly?
Member since 10/07 8257 total posts
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
BUMP!
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
Member since 10/07 7260 total posts
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Danielle
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
OMG! That page had me laughing SO hard!
I had a c-section, but I remember some fun stuff from my 21 hours of labor. I had to pee like every ten minutes & after my water broke, every time I stood up, moved or contracted I squirted a mix of fluid & blood. I had my sheets changed on my bed many times & I left a trail from my bed to the bathroom everytime I got up my poor nurses spent a lot of time cleaning the floor.
Also yeah, I knew I would bleed after birth, but I was NOT prepared for how much 
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Liz-LIFamilies
LIF Adolescent
Member since 11/07 605 total posts
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Liz
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Re: OMG...LMAO...is this what we have to look foward to????
Ok so those experiences answered some of my question. I had no pooping, peeing, vomiting or farting with #1 and #2 so I was wondering if I will this time. I guess I should expect it and will get through it. 
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