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Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

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PreshusSmurf
So in love with my little guys

Member since 1/07

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Jess

Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

I'm having a bad day, I could use some cheering up.

I need a laugh! Chat Icon

Posted 9/24/08 8:58 PM
 
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ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands

Member since 8/08

4706 total posts

Name:
Nunya

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

OK ~ My personal favorite for DH.

Q: How did the Electrician lose all the power in his house???





A: He got MARRIED!


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Posted 9/24/08 9:12 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Message edited 11/21/2011 9:04:17 PM.

Posted 9/24/08 9:19 PM
 

ladybug8
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Member since 3/07

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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?






















Dam!

Posted 9/24/08 9:28 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Message edited 11/21/2011 9:04:44 PM.

Posted 9/24/08 9:29 PM
 

nancy6485
So in love

Member since 10/05

3363 total posts

Name:
Nancy

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

What did the Momma tomato say to the baby tomato when he fell behind?




















CATCH-UP!

Posted 9/24/08 9:31 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Message edited 11/21/2011 9:04:55 PM.

Posted 9/24/08 9:32 PM
 

PreshusSmurf
So in love with my little guys

Member since 1/07

2963 total posts

Name:
Jess

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

you guys are the best! Chat Icon


eta: keep 'em comin!!!!!

Message edited 9/24/2008 9:33:34 PM.

Posted 9/24/08 9:33 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Message edited 11/21/2011 9:05:09 PM.

Posted 9/24/08 9:35 PM
 

nancy6485
So in love

Member since 10/05

3363 total posts

Name:
Nancy

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?























He was looking for Pooh!

Posted 9/24/08 9:36 PM
 

evnme
My little lamb

Member since 8/05

12633 total posts

Name:
aka momma2b

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

2 peanuts walk into a bar

1 was a salted!

Posted 9/24/08 10:30 PM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

Member since 4/07

9091 total posts

Name:
baby fish mouth

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

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Posted 9/24/08 10:41 PM
 

SingingBowlr
LIF Adolescent

Member since 7/07

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Name:
John

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

What's the secret to a stable relationship?

Own horses!

Posted 9/24/08 10:47 PM
 

ladybug8
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Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

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Posted 9/24/08 10:48 PM
 

PreshusSmurf
So in love with my little guys

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Name:
Jess

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

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Posted 9/24/08 10:50 PM
 

HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron

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baby fish mouth

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

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Posted 9/24/08 10:52 PM
 

Diana712
RIP my beloved Brother Richard

Member since 5/07

6710 total posts

Name:
Diana

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin

Did you hear about the Gorilla that did circumcisions?

He never accepted payment.


























He just took tips.


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Posted 9/25/08 7:52 AM
 

JennyPenny
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Member since 1/08

12702 total posts

Name:
Jen

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin

What do you call those 3 little hairs at the end of a cat's tail?


Cat Hair.



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Posted 9/25/08 9:32 AM
 

Chrisnamy
Summer is coming soon

Member since 1/07

3991 total posts

Name:
Amy

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

How conme the Ghost didn't go to the Party!!!








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Posted 9/25/08 10:23 AM
 

NinaLemon
It's a boy!!!

Member since 10/07

6453 total posts

Name:
Jeannine

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

What's a fly without wings?























a walk! Chat Icon

Posted 9/25/08 10:49 AM
 

LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis

Member since 8/06

11613 total posts

Name:
L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)

Re: Quick ... someone tell me a joke!

No joke, he's just funny all on his own...

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