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DebG
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Random sputterings of a Friday night
Little giggle for eveyrone...
at one point today I grabbed my face in pain (the place I have been complaining of pain for months) and my mom asked "What's wrong?" I looked at Darren and without skipping a beat he said "her stomach must hurt" and THAT ladies and gents is why I love him.
Anyone else want to add any random anything? Anything thats stupid nad will make me giggle.
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btrflygrl
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
DH wants to use his new camera phone to take a pic of some bathroom business and send it to his best friend and say "hey look..I got a new camera phone 
Message edited 5/26/2006 11:07:12 PM.
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:06 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
LMAO!!!!! i knew that Darren was a keeper!  
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:07 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by btrflygrl
DH wants to use his new camera phone to take a pic of some bathroom business and send it to his best friend
Men!!!!
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:07 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by neeniebean86
LMAO!!!!! i knew that Darren was a keeper!
I KNEW that u would appreciate!
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:07 PM |
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btrflygrl
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
how about DH Wants to ensure all his "yard chores" get done tomorrow (for the party on Sunday) by 1pm so he can watch his Cubs game on the high def tomorrow....
as if that's all that's on his list!
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:08 PM |
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Tany
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Aww, Darren is such a great man.
here is something cute and funny.
 
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:11 PM |
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BaroqueMama
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
I don't have anything funny to add, but I have cute pics of my little men
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:11 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
i always have tons of these (my life is defined by random sputterings ). but once of my recent faves is:
One of my coworkers just moved around the corner from me. So she's describing the new place to me (keeping in mind that she had just told me that it is between my block and the next one up).. the conversation goes something like this:
me: "Oh which house is it?"
Her: its the white one, but theres alot of white ones. but i'm telling you, i can LITERALLY walk to your house from there!
me: but, couldnt you walk to my house from anywhere on that block? 
(nevermind.. it was much funnier in person)
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:12 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
more random sputterings
I had hte most difficult sex of my life today
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:16 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
more random sputterings
I had hte most difficult sex of my life today
just realized I should elaborate on that one.
One of hte funky side effects of my current condition is that certain positions make my face go numb...BUTTT at hte same time, your limited to the positions you can choose from when you are 31 weeks preggo! poor Darren in the middle of it I had to say
"UMM honey, can you speed it up, my face is about to go numb"
NOthing sexier then hearing that while bumping uglies.
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:18 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
more random sputterings
I had hte most difficult sex of my life today
oh man... i hope it wasnt anything like th gas station incident. 
you DID remember to put the nozel in the tank this time, right?
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:19 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by neeniebean86
oh man... i hope it wasnt anything like th gas station incident.
you DID remember to put the nozel in the tank this time, right?
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:21 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
another one.
i had a patient yelling at me the other day, "Oh well, i guess the doctor just ENJOYS billing sick people".
ummmmmm
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:24 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by neeniebean86
another one.
i had a patient yelling at me the other day, "Oh well, i guess the doctor just ENJOYS billing sick people".
ummmmmm
 yeah thats it.
Random medical question.
Today I went to a second neuro surgeon to get a second opinion and when I was filling out hte forms there was a section there that said there would be a $25 charge for the doc to fill our disability paperwork...
is that normal?
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:25 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
Posted by DebG
more random sputterings
I had hte most difficult sex of my life today
just realized I should elaborate on that one.
One of hte funky side effects of my current condition is that certain positions make my face go numb...BUTTT at hte same time, your limited to the positions you can choose from when you are 31 weeks preggo! poor Darren in the middle of it I had to say
"UMM honey, can you speed it up, my face is about to go numb"
NOthing sexier then hearing that while bumping uglies.
Ok , OMG, you are too freakin' funny
Hey his name is STUDMUFFIN - I mean the guys' gotta improvise when rising to the task
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:27 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by FeliciaDP
Hey his name is STUDMUFFIN - I mean the guys' gotta improvise when rising to the task
rising
(apprently, i've switched mentalities with a 9 year old boy tonight)
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:29 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
Random medical question.
Today I went to a second neuro surgeon to get a second opinion and when I was filling out hte forms there was a section there that said there would be a $25 charge for the doc to fill our disability paperwork...
is that normal?
hmmmm. I've never heard of that, but it wouldnt surprise me if there was a filing fee for paperwork. Sometimes, it could be set by the disability office. But i dont really know much about that stuff (that part usually takes place in the DR's office... i do more behind the scenes work, and am not in the office  )
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:30 PM |
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leighla
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Okay...I'll play. Random seems to be a theme in my life today:
So I'm eating breakfast with my family this morning because we all got together to celebrate my mom graduating college yesterday. It was me, mom, dad, sis, and grandmom.
We were talking about this bizarre dream I had, when my grandma says "Your grandfather came to see me Tuesday night, but this time he didn't leave a message."
Not so weird until you know that my grandfather has been dead for 3 years now. 
So everyone stops eating and looks at her - (she's only 72, and very with it still). And she says "Usually he only comes to me if he has to tell me something."
I say "like what?"
And she says that last time he came he woke her up to tell her that the surge protector was broken and she had to replace it. So she got out of bed and went to look at it and it was blinking. So she unplugged it and went back to bed.
Then she just kept eating her pancakes. Like it was the most normal conversation in the world.
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:33 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by leighla
And she says that last time he came he woke her up to tell her that the surge protector was broken and she had to replace it. So she got out of bed and went to look at it and it was blinking. So she unplugged it and went back to bed.
Then she just kept eating her pancakes. Like it was the most normal conversation in the world.
OMG are we related?!
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| Posted 5/26/06 11:39 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Lauren- I think I would have choked on my pancake if I was at the table for that one.
On a side note- WTG MOM for the HUGE accomplishment!
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dm24angel
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
I was washing the dishes last night, and Dh comes up to me and asays "waht are you doing"...So I say " Baking a cake" ...and he says, Its not a chocolate one is it?" AND HE WAS SERIOUS! ...
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| Posted 5/27/06 10:38 AM |
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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by dm24angel
I was washing the dishes last night, and Dh comes up to me and asays "waht are you doing"...So I say " Baking a cake" ...and he says, Its not a chocolate one is it?" AND HE WAS SERIOUS! ...
so... it wasn't chocolate?
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| Posted 5/27/06 10:45 AM |
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dm24angel
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by neeniebean86
Posted by dm24angel
I was washing the dishes last night, and Dh comes up to me and asays "waht are you doing"...So I say " Baking a cake" ...and he says, Its not a chocolate one is it?" AND HE WAS SERIOUS! ...
so... it wasn't chocolate?
It washed down the drain accidently.
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| Posted 5/27/06 10:46 AM |
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MrsJ
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
Posted by btrflygrl
DH wants to use his new camera phone to take a pic of some bathroom business and send it to his best friend
Men!!!!
LOL!!! I got a new camera and my DH took it without my knowing and went around taking pics of the inside of the toilet, garbage can, oven...
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