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neenie
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by MrsJ LOL!!! I got a new camera and my DH took it without my knowing and went around taking pics of the inside of the toilet, garbage can, oven...
my DH did the same type of thing. Boys are sooooo Weird!!
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Posted 5/27/06 11:01 AM |
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
I had my class in the auditorium for an assembly and from there we were going to lunch. I wasn't happy with how they'd behaved so I made them sit there till all the other kids had been sent to lunch. The dean saw me standing there with the kids and came over to lecture them. He was really on a roll, and finally he said, "I want to remind you that the year's not over and I will be here to support Ms. *******. If she wants you suspended I will do it." Then he huffs and puffs and yells, "I AM HERE...TO GIVE MS.******...WHATEVER...SHE....WANTS!!"
I had to bite the inside of my mouth really hard to keep from cracking up. Thank goodness none of the kids laughed.
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Posted 5/27/06 12:14 PM |
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coopersmom
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Here is one for you that cracks us up:
A few years ago, in one of my doctoral classes, this really stuck-up guy was giving a presentation on The Responsibilities of Administrators. He got up in front of the class and said, "Do you know your duty? Do you think everyone in your school knows their duty? How important is it for people to know their duty?"
Well... you could hear the whole class just giggling under their breath. We kept whispering, "doo-ty" "doo-ty" "Do you know your doo-ty?"
We were a wreck the whole time this guy was presenting!
Even today, one of my friends in the class laughs until she pees whenever we ask her is she knows "her duty"
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Posted 5/27/06 12:26 PM |
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leighla
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Posted by DebG
Lauren- I think I would have choked on my pancake if I was at the table for that one. On a side note- WTG MOM for the HUGE accomplishment!
Thanks!! we're very proud of her. It was a long time coming!
And I did almost choke!!
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Posted 5/27/06 12:30 PM |
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Kris
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Name: Kristine
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
I am 39 weeks pregnant- waiting patiently for this baby to arrive. My mom calls me EVERY DAY for an update. So I had a dr. appointment yesterday. I tell her I am still 1 cm. dilated... blah blah blah. Then 2 seconds later she asks me if I had an internal exam. UMMMMM how else would the dr. know how dilated I am- there is no window in there!!!
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Posted 5/27/06 7:07 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Name: Mel
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Re: Random sputterings of a Friday night
Last Saturday leaving work I was so stressed out, I was trying to lock the office up with my house key, then got into the car and was trying to start it with the office key.
I did not tell hubby this one, he'd neve let me live it down.
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Posted 5/27/06 8:39 PM |
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