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EckoRed81504
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Tell me your funniest strip club story...
It was my 19th birthday and a bunch of friends and I went to outback for dinner. After dinner my boyfriend and all my friends wanted to go the Sinderellas (hey we were 19) lso 15 of us packed up and went. We walked into the back and got situated and all of a sudden I see someone stand up on the other side of the stage and start screaming "APRIL HEY APRIL!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" I was mortified lol
It ended up being someone i went to school with and we shared the same birthday so he was out with his boys doing the same thing
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MsSissy
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Something similiar happened to me.
It was my 1st time in a club. BFF & I were curious what the big deal was about strip clubs so one of our male friends took us to one.
We're standing at the bar watching the dancers. When it came time to change girls, out walked someone we all knew!
She  at us we  at her and she turned around and walked back behind the stage!
She was a member of the gym we all went too. Never saw her at the gym again after that.
Message edited 2/15/2008 9:00:57 AM.
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:00 AM |
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J9-13
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
I think my funniest story would have to be that one of the strippers (who we named Paris since she looked like Paris Hilton) knew who we were when we walked in the club. She would see us and walk over to us and talk as if we were friends. How sad is that? Guess we've been there one too many times At least we weren't those people who went to strip clubs for their lunch buffet!
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:30 AM |
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seank80
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
I have too many stories to tell.
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:39 AM |
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Emily
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
In college, I went to a strip club with my friend who happened to be homosexual. It was a drag queen strip club, no big deal. All of a sudden this drag queen comes up and sits on my lap...they refuse to get off. I started to get peeved and the queen kept laughing at me. Ends up it was a guy I worked with. 
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:41 AM |
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pinkandblue
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
ok, this related to a good friend of mine.....she tends to get sloppy after too many drinks......
we went to a club one night and she was 1/2 in the bag before we even got there...it was dh, her and I. We stayed for maybe about 2 hours and now, she was thoroughly smashed.
We were about to leave when she decided to drop her pants and attempt to climb onto the stage I was mortified and all I could say was "KEVIN (dh), go get her !!!!"
He ran over, pulled her pants up for her cause she was a drunk mess and lead her to the door....OMG how crazy
the next day she allegedly had no recollection of that
we, to this day, have not let her live that down
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:43 AM |
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MsMBV
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
One time DH & I and his friends from work went to a club in Queens. One of the girls there was also trying to be a female wrestler so instead of getting a lap dance I had her "wrestle" one of his friends at work who thinks he is a tough guy. He got his a$$ kicked on stage in front of the whole club. It was awesome.
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:44 AM |
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DaniJude
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Posted by EckoRed81504
It was my 19th birthday and a bunch of friends and I went to outback for dinner. After dinner my boyfriend and all my friends wanted to go the Sinderellas (hey we were 19)
omg my friend went to that club and got mugged at gun point in the parking lot!!! lol - i really shouldn't laugh but since he turned out to be OK it is kind of funny. the guy said to him "gimme your effing money!!!!" and pointed the gun in his face so he LOOKS at him - and the guy's like "FOOL don't LOOK at me!!!" hahahaaaaa - so, then my friend was like "i don't really have much cash" he really didn't - like 30 bucks!! So the guy took it and called him an assshole for not carrying more cash LOL! THEN- this is the best- my friend's like "do you want my watch too??" it was like he was EMBARRASSED for not having more to offer the robber!!!  so the guy's like "I don't want that shiiiiit" and walked away - AMAZING!
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:46 AM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
I don't doubt it espically over there. Alot of shady stuff happens over there
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:51 AM |
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seank80
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Ok so here is one very unfunny story for me. There are four girls working. We know a few of the bouncers. We go in and talk to them. Two of the girls were preggo. It was clear because of the nice bump. We get a warning that one of them has AF visiting. Well she also looks like the crypt keeper. She had to be 50 years old at least and a bad 50 at that. The 4th girl is young so thats a bonus right? We all went to high school with her. It's kind of akward talking about high school times when she is dancing in front of you on the stage. Needless to say we all had some fun times laughing and spent virtually no money. All our money was spent on drinks. I would like for people to know that this is Florida so this is not uncommon.
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rojerono
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
I was 8.5 months pregnant and sitting at the bar while DH played pool. The bartender sent someone out to buy me milk because I was craving it. Funniest part was that you couldn't see my belly - so some guy sits next to me and starts talking to me. I am chatting back and he leans over and asks if I would like to 'go in the back'. It took me a good minute to realize that he thought I was a stripper and he wanted me to give him a lap dance! He goes "I like to rub feet..." The bartender was HYSTERICAL laughing and tells him "She'd probably love that!" I rotate my seat towards him so he can see my GARGANTUAN belly that went along with my giant boobs and he just about died. 5 shades of red and 10 apologies as he bolted away. It was great.
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| Posted 2/15/08 9:55 AM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Posted by rojerono
I was 8.5 months pregnant and sitting at the bar while DH played pool. The bartender sent someone out to buy me milk because I was craving it. Funniest part was that you couldn't see my belly - so some guy sits next to me and starts talking to me. I am chatting back and he leans over and asks if I would like to 'go in the back'. It took me a good minute to realize that he thought I was a stripper and he wanted me to give him a lap dance! He goes "I like to rub feet..." The bartender was HYSTERICAL laughing and tells him "She'd probably love that!" I rotate my seat towards him so he can see my GARGANTUAN belly that went along with my giant boobs and he just about died. 5 shades of red and 10 apologies as he bolted away. It was great.
Hahahah good one!!!
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Goldi0218
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Many years ago, I went to SCORES to hang out with a friend of mine who was a bouncer. We stood there saying "REAL" "FAKE" "REAL" "FAKE" for about an hour and then he walked me to my car and we made out for about an hour - apparently, he liked "REAL".
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
My friend was in a band and had a gig upstairs from this really sad little strip joint... I was there early with my best friend at the time (he and i dated on and off for a year - but always wound up friends...) and we got there early and decided to have a few drinks at the titty bar...
I felt so bad for the ladies - they were tired, not into it, and I was giving them dollars...
A few guys at the bar and I started talking - I forgot about what - but we talked for a while. I then walked back over to my friend and said - "Wow - talking to guys in a strip club is kind of cool - I guess they see so much T&A, they don't have to be that creepy with the regular girl in the bar with them!"
He looked at them, and then looked at me, and said "Oh yeah. I guess that's why they are ALL checking out your a s s right now!"
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| Posted 2/15/08 8:55 PM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
PS I love that we can say titty 
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Porrruss
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
I worked at Goldfingers for awhile selling ROSES (pathetic, I know).
One night... Gene Simmons fro KISS came in (he was friends with the owner). He took pity on me, bought my whole basket of flowers, gave me a 200.00 tip and got me drunk.
The dressing room in that place always smelled like dirty 'gina
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| Posted 2/15/08 11:33 PM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
This sooo isn't funny but it is worth sharing...
I went to Cafe Royal years ago and my friend and I had to tinkle so we went to the bathroom. In there were 2 strippers and one of them was saying how she didn't feel good so she sat down. My friend then asked if she wanted her to get her a glass of water. The stripper said yes.
We walk back in the bathroom with the water and the girl was crying-and then suddenly shes spilling her WHOLE life story to us and the reason why she wasn't feeling well was because she had just had an abortion earlier that day and couldn't take the day off of work.
Then she proceeds to thank my friend for the water uncontrolably and asks if she wants a lapdance. My friend declined the lapdance and we went on our merry way. Until an hour later the stripper is asking my firend to makeout.
Wow was all we could say
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Goobster
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Re: Tell me your funniest strip club story...
Posted by EckoRed81504
This sooo isn't funny but it is worth sharing...
I went to Cafe Royal years ago and my friend and I had to tinkle so we went to the bathroom. In there were 2 strippers and one of them was saying how she didn't feel good so she sat down. My friend then asked if she wanted her to get her a glass of water. The stripper said yes.
We walk back in the bathroom with the water and the girl was crying-and then suddenly shes spilling her WHOLE life story to us and the reason why she wasn't feeling well was because she had just had an abortion earlier that day and couldn't take the day off of work.
Then she proceeds to thank my friend for the water uncontrolably and asks if she wants a lapdance. My friend declined the lapdance and we went on our merry way. Until an hour later the stripper is asking my firend to makeout.
Wow was all we could say
This story is very very sad to me.
Reasons like this is why strip clubs are not something we would go to. Dh and I feel bad for too many of the girls. I don't care if they are making a lot of $, I don't think that $ answers all problems and I do think many (I know not all) of the girls could use more than financial help.
And then to think this girl would be grindin on someone that night just makes me sad.
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