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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

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Kitten1929
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

AKA the slutty Princess Jasmine and the leather beggar.

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Message edited 2/21/2015 6:30:55 PM.

Posted 2/21/15 6:30 PM
 
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Mrs213
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

She looks terrible in that outfit. He looks like his typically smug self.

Posted 2/21/15 6:31 PM
 

gina409
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Where are they going that she is dressed like that and he is dressed homeless

And why is he standing like hat with reverse T. Rex hands


But this new feud is keeping me entertained!

Posted 2/21/15 6:53 PM
 

StaceyWill
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

This is all kinds of ugly.

Posted 2/21/15 6:54 PM
 

NervousNell
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..being a mommy and being a wife!

Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

His.posture makes it seem like he is a child whose mother is dragging him to the dentist or a really long sermon in church or shoe shopping.

Posted 2/21/15 6:55 PM
 

MC09
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OMG I can't stop laughing!!! I'm sorry but everything about him in this pic reads ape-ish... He's hunched over and so top heavy in this pic.. it matches her being bottom heavy I guess.

Posted 2/21/15 7:27 PM
 

Sparrow
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Kanye looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Posted 2/21/15 7:30 PM
 

NJGirl
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by NervousNell

His.posture makes it seem like he is a child whose mother is dragging him to the dentist or a really long sermon in church or shoe shopping.



As bad as their outfits are, all I could see was his slouched posture.

Posted 2/21/15 8:43 PM
 

hmm
Sweet

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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

holy sh$t, wtf. they are soo odd.

i do like her hair shorter.

Message edited 2/21/2015 8:55:07 PM.

Posted 2/21/15 8:53 PM
 

Ayne11
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by gina409

Where are they going that she is dressed like that and he is dressed homeless

And why is he standing like hat with reverse T. Rex hands


But this new feud is keeping me entertained!



Brunch (not joking)


AND OMG Totally fell down the rabbit hole with this Amber Rose/Katrashian mess!

Posted 2/21/15 8:58 PM
 

NervousNell
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by Ayne11

Posted by gina409

Where are they going that she is dressed like that and he is dressed homeless

And why is he standing like hat with reverse T. Rex hands


But this new feud is keeping me entertained!



Brunch (not joking)


AND OMG Totally fell down the rabbit hole with this Amber Rose/Katrashian mess!



I always wear an outfit like hers to brunch. Don't you guys?

Posted 2/21/15 9:33 PM
 

LuckyStar
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

I just wanted to say I love the title of this post.

Posted 2/21/15 10:28 PM
 

blessedmama2014
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Frankenstein and side boob

Posted 2/21/15 10:41 PM
 

LIRascal
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Does anyone know why he refuses to smile?

Posted 2/21/15 11:16 PM
 

BlessedMomma
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road



And yes i always dress like the queen of sheeba when i go to brunch, what you guys dont???

Posted 2/22/15 8:44 AM
 

BlessedMomma
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by LIRascal

Does anyone know why he refuses to smile?



Cause hes a *********...

Look at his life? Would you smile with a wife and inlaws like that?

Posted 2/22/15 8:44 AM
 

Ayne11
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by Ayne11

Posted by gina409

Where are they going that she is dressed like that and he is dressed homeless

And why is he standing like hat with reverse T. Rex hands


But this new feud is keeping me entertained!



Brunch (not joking)


AND OMG Totally fell down the rabbit hole with this Amber Rose/Katrashian mess!



I always wear an outfit like hers to brunch. Don't you guys?



Sure do!

Posted 2/22/15 10:49 AM
 

MC09
arrrghhh!!!!

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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Posted by Ayne11

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by Ayne11

Posted by gina409

Where are they going that she is dressed like that and he is dressed homeless

And why is he standing like hat with reverse T. Rex hands


But this new feud is keeping me entertained!



Brunch (not joking)


AND OMG Totally fell down the rabbit hole with this Amber Rose/Katrashian mess!



I always wear an outfit like hers to brunch. Don't you guys?



Sure do!



Absolutely! and I never leave home without my high fashion black leather bulletproof vest.

Posted 2/22/15 3:12 PM
 

Ayne11
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Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

She really is his dress up doll or as he likes to refer to her as his "muse"

Posted 2/22/15 3:45 PM
 

sfp0701
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

Never mind the dress..thing... She has the top to a flag pole hanging from her necklace.

And his leather pants are tight rolled.

Posted 2/23/15 8:10 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

This is stupid.

Posted 2/23/15 8:26 PM
 

MarisaK
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Marisa

Re: Two Assses in the Middle of the Road

I feel like he's Regina George "sweatpants are the only thing that fits me right now ........."

WHY is he dressed like that ??? He's a disaster.

She looks like a moron, but at least she put her usual 5 hours of effort into it.

Posted 2/24/15 8:47 AM
 
 

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