LIFamilies.com - Long Island, NY


RSS
Articles Business Directory Blog Real Estate Community Forum Shop My Family Contests

Log In Chat Index Search Rules Lingo Create Account

Quick navigation:   

Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Posted By Message
Pages: 1 [2]

krashnburn
I am Batman!

Member since 5/05

4093 total posts

Name:
I'm Batman, I tell you!

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

I really don't care. I know how I am when I don't feel good and I don't give a rats a$$ what's going on. They've seen it a million times anyway. If it's something that your obsessing over, buy a home enema kit at the drugstore and do it before you go to the hospital.

Posted 2/5/07 12:14 PM
 
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource

lipglossjunky73
My Everything!

Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

OMG ladies - I am crying here you all have me laughing so hard!!!!

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

SO good to see I'm not alone - and sorry to the ladies who were blissfully ignorant until they opened this thread and got smacked with some poop reality!!!

I know the nurses and doctors have seen it all before - the thing is - DH has NOT seen it all before! Chat Icon

PLUS - he will NEVER let me live it down. I love the man, but he does know how to get my goat, and is relentless..... Oh well.... Chat Icon

Posted 2/5/07 12:15 PM
 

KateDevine
*

Member since 6/06

24950 total posts

Name:

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Posted by lipglossjunky73

OMG ladies - I am crying here you all have me laughing so hard!!!!

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

SO good to see I'm not alone - and sorry to the ladies who were blissfully ignorant until they opened this thread and got smacked with some poop reality!!!

I know the nurses and doctors have seen it all before - the thing is - DH has NOT seen it all before! Chat Icon

PLUS - he will NEVER let me live it down. I love the man, but he does know how to get my goat, and is relentless..... Oh well.... Chat Icon



Keep him up by your head!! Your knees will be up and I am sure there will be enough going on that if he notices, he will forget!!

Posted 2/5/07 12:18 PM
 

MrsBumbleb
it's me

Member since 5/05

11234 total posts

Name:
Christine

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Believe me, it is the last thing you are worrying about while in labor!

Posted 2/5/07 12:28 PM
 

steph4777
**************

Member since 5/05

11726 total posts

Name:
Stephanie

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Posted by lipglossjunky73

I know the nurses and doctors have seen it all before - the thing is - DH has NOT seen it all before! Chat Icon

PLUS - he will NEVER let me live it down. I love the man, but he does know how to get my goat, and is relentless..... Oh well.... Chat Icon



DH didn't know I did it bc he stayed up by my shoulders the whole time. He never ventured past my hip.... He said that he didn't want to see anything that would ruin "it" for him.

Posted 2/5/07 12:51 PM
 

Faithx2
All good things in 2016!!

Member since 8/05

20181 total posts

Name:

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

The best advice I got from the Lamaze DVD was to give myself an enema before I went in for my induction. No pooping for me Chat Icon

Posted 2/5/07 1:43 PM
 

JerseyMamaOf3
Boo!

Member since 6/05

15144 total posts

Name:

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Even though I went 4 times the day I was in labor I still thought about it at pushing. I did notice that durning my 3 pushes durning a contraction they always told me that my 3rd so great and I moved the baby more. Granted I pushed for less than 45 minutes but the next time I plan on pushing like its my 3rd push each time, you actually do feel better when you push with all that you have.

Posted 2/5/07 4:30 PM
 

CkGm
They get so big, so fast :(

Member since 5/05

13848 total posts

Name:
Christine

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

You will NOT give a care when the time comes- you want that kid out of you.

I pushed out Grace in under an hour and DID NOT poop the table. It doesn't happen all the time so don't worry.

Posted 2/5/07 5:00 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
My Everything!

Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Posted by CkGm

You will NOT give a care when the time comes- you want that kid out of you.

I pushed out Grace in under an hour and DID NOT poop the table. It doesn't happen all the time so don't worry.



Phew.... What a relief!!! Chat Icon

Posted 2/5/07 5:47 PM
 

purplegirl
.

Member since 5/06

2423 total posts

Name:

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Posted by lipglossjunky73

OMG ladies - I am crying here you all have me laughing so hard!!!!

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

SO good to see I'm not alone - and sorry to the ladies who were blissfully ignorant until they opened this thread and got smacked with some poop reality!!!

I know the nurses and doctors have seen it all before - the thing is - DH has NOT seen it all before! Chat Icon

PLUS - he will NEVER let me live it down. I love the man, but he does know how to get my goat, and is relentless..... Oh well.... Chat Icon



My DH keeps teasing me about this... so he will NOT be allowed to look that way. He will be up by my head the whole time!!!

Posted 2/5/07 5:50 PM
 

Laura1
Fun in the Snow!

Member since 11/06

4512 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: Where all my poop-fearing gals? (Cuz nothing is too TMI for a Monday morning!)

Well, if it can happen....most likely it will happen to me, the good thing is that i dont really care
When i think back to my college days, I did some things in public that would embarrass anyone, so this time i will have a legitimate excuse!!!

Posted 2/5/07 6:26 PM
 
Pages: 1 [2]
 

Potentially Related Topics:

Topic Posted By Started Replies Forum
Scary Monday Morning Emily 7/31/06 45 Families Helping Families ™
Off to the Dr. on Monday morning I go. MrsMaz 6/11/06 5 Diet & Fitness
Monday Morning Funny elyssa222 4/24/06 7 Families Helping Families ™
Happy rainy Monday morning.. CaseyGirl 4/24/06 5 Families Helping Families ™
Whats for breakfast on this fine (ugh) Monday morning? Moehick 2/6/06 25 Families Helping Families ™
Monday Morning Humor Leeners 10/3/05 15 Families Helping Families ™
 
Quick navigation:   
Currently 727425 users on the LIFamilies.com Chat
New Businesses
1 More Rep
Carleton Hall of East Islip
J&A Building Services
LaraMae Health Coaching
Sonic Wellness
Julbaby Photography LLC
Ideal Uniforms
Teresa Geraghty Photography
Camelot Dream Homes
Long Island Wedding Boutique
MB Febus- Rodan & Fields
Camp Harbor
Market America-Shop.com
ACM Basement Waterproofing
Travel Tom

      Follow LIWeddings on Facebook

      Follow LIFamilies on Twitter
Long Island Bridal Shows