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Bella01
LIF Adult

Member since 5/11

3708 total posts

Name:
Mama

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

All of these are sooo true! Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 2:45 PM
 
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LML
Twins!

Member since 10/09

1320 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

When you use your own spit to clean dried-on yogurt off of your child's face.

Posted 4/13/12 2:46 PM
 

ddunne2
LIF Adult

Member since 7/05

4189 total posts

Name:
Doreen

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

The highlight of any gift gift holiday is when someone DOES NOT give your kid play-doh. I hate that stuff!Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 2:47 PM
 

pnbplus1
Family

Member since 5/09

5751 total posts

Name:
Mommy

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by MommaBear

Going grocery shopping by yourself is like taking a mini vacation!



This!!!!

Posted 4/13/12 2:49 PM
 

morbar
LIF Infant

Member since 6/09

137 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by dbleplay17

you go to work to rest Chat Icon





SO TRUE!!!! Love it!

Posted 4/13/12 3:23 PM
 

SweetPeaMomma
LIF Adolescent

Member since 7/07

806 total posts

Name:
jen

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Your Facebook friends have no idea what you look like anymore, but have seen enough photos of your DC that they could instantly pick them out in a line-up of 20,000 babies.

Posted 4/13/12 3:36 PM
 

mrsboss
my little love

Member since 12/09

5054 total posts

Name:
Me

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Could never stomach the sight or sound of someone puking, but it doesn't even phase you when your kid projectile vomits all over you multiple times while sick with the stomach flu.

Posted 4/13/12 4:04 PM
 

eggo9d9
LIF Toddler

Member since 11/09

436 total posts

Name:
Erica

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by SweetPeaMomma

Your Facebook friends have no idea what you look like anymore, but have seen enough photos of your DC that they could instantly pick them out in a line-up of 20,000 babies.



HAHA i was just saying this today!!!!

Posted 4/13/12 6:43 PM
 

MrsCampos10-01-10
Jovani Edward is HERE!!!

Member since 10/10

2500 total posts

Name:
Jenna

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by MarisaK

You sing and dance and do things in front of/for your kids that you'd rather DIE before ever doing in front of anyone else ........

DH is quite amazed and amused by me lately - Chat Icon



This!Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 7:11 PM
 

aliwnec10
mom of 3 boys

Member since 4/06

11426 total posts

Name:
Ali

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

when it starts raining and you keep walking and walking and walking because your baby is FINALLY asleep!

Posted 4/13/12 7:29 PM
 

Serendipity
Summer!

Member since 4/07

7631 total posts

Name:
PrayingWishingHopingALOT

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by BriBri2u

You start dancing when your favorite "Fresh Beat Band" song comes on Chat Icon



OR...you find yourself still listening to the CD in the car (and your DC is asleep) Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 7:39 PM
 

Serendipity
Summer!

Member since 4/07

7631 total posts

Name:
PrayingWishingHopingALOT

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by GioiaMia

you hate bubbles and chalk with such a passion that you actually shudder when you walk by it in the store.




The chalk part for me...!!! ugh!!!!

Posted 4/13/12 7:41 PM
 

KwaaksNest
Love my boys!

Member since 6/10

2825 total posts

Name:
Samantha

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by EricaAlt

You get excited when a new episode of a Nick Jr show comes on b/c you're tired of the same old ones


:




OMG totally!


your DVR is full of more cartoons then adult shows

Posted 4/13/12 7:52 PM
 

PeasandCarrots

Member since 5/07

9579 total posts

Name:
L

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

WHen you start saying "now say please" to your husband or anybody when they asks for something

When you are searching and searching for that horrible smell and finally, at the end of the day, you realize it's you

When everything you eat, drink, or own is not really yours anymore because they want your last chip, or a drink of your water, or they want to wear your necklace

When whipping out your boob to feed your kid is normal and you no longer care (to be clear I wear a cover) what people say or do because you know you have 30 seconds before all helll breaks loose

When you bribe your kid with a pony, season tickets to a sporting event or whatever to get them to just eat something

When saying "Bye bye poop" is the highlight of your day because your toddler went potty in the big girl potty the very 1st time

Posted 4/13/12 8:41 PM
 

apwmjc
Love my little man

Member since 12/10

1901 total posts

Name:
Amy

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

You finally get to go out with the girls & you realize when you get there that you grabbed the diaper bag instead of your pocketbook Chat Icon Chat Icon That was a fun night Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 9:12 PM
 

maymama
my little loves

Member since 8/08

18453 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

when you "pretend sneeze" multiple times a day just to hear your two year old say "bess you mama" Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 9:37 PM
 

maymama
my little loves

Member since 8/08

18453 total posts

Name:

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by morbar

Posted by dbleplay17

you go to work to rest Chat Icon





SO TRUE!!!! Love it!




omg, i thought about taking a personal day today. then I realized that would mean that I would be dealing with an almost two year old cutting 4 two year molars and figuring out how to throw massive tantrums. i gladly chose work Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 9:39 PM
 

DiamondGirl
You are my I love you

Member since 7/09

18802 total posts

Name:
DiamondMama

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by SweetPeaMomma

Your Facebook friends have no idea what you look like anymore, but have seen enough photos of your DC that they could instantly pick them out in a line-up of 20,000 babies.



These are all awesome. This is so me Chat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 9:51 PM
 

MamaB17
Back for baby #3

Member since 5/09

4065 total posts

Name:
N

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

When you say don't you dare get on my couch w/ that bare ass, as you chase your almost two year old clean diaper in hand.

Posted 4/13/12 9:55 PM
 

Beck
LIF Adult

Member since 7/08

1334 total posts

Name:
still can't believe it's mommy

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

When you go out in public unshowered, with no make up on & the same pajama pants from yesterday.

Posted 4/13/12 11:50 PM
 

jellybean78
:)

Member since 8/06

13103 total posts

Name:
Mommy

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

You know all the Fresh Beats songs and actually like themChat Icon

Posted 4/13/12 11:56 PM
 

WenRC
Happiness is...

Member since 4/11

1253 total posts

Name:
Wendy

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

...when you pick out your child's boogers with your pinky.

...when you beg them to learn to hold their own bottle at 3am feeding

...when you use "mommy rank" to grab your child out of their relatives inexperienced hands

...when you make up your own lyrics to nursery rhymes cause you realized you no longer/ or never did actually learn them yourself.

..when you (I) wonder what your 3 month-old is really thinking as you step out of the shower, and if he's thinking what you're thinking, maybe it's time to start covering up.Chat Icon (the fat)

Message edited 4/14/2012 12:23:05 AM.

Posted 4/14/12 12:22 AM
 

Lara&Aidansmommy
For mom i miss u ETC ILOVEU

Member since 3/07

13921 total posts

Name:
ETC I LOVE YOU

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

Posted by MommaBear

Going grocery shopping by yourself is like taking a mini vacation!




omg Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

so friggin true, I usually HATE food shopping but lately these days Ive been taking my sweet ole timeChat Icon

Posted 4/14/12 9:39 AM
 

hotsauce345
my love, my life, my son

Member since 1/09

4169 total posts

Name:
Melody

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

you look forward to the weekend...not because of work or no work / plans or no plans...but because you know the chances of you getting a nice long hot shower without having to rush out to a crying baby or child getting into mischief are significantly increased because DADDY'S HOME!

Posted 4/14/12 2:14 PM
 

Bella01
LIF Adult

Member since 5/11

3708 total posts

Name:
Mama

Re: You know you're a Mom when...

I just read all of these and have to laugh because they are sooo true!

Posted 4/15/12 11:33 AM
 
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