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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Funny things kids say...add yours
I love these threads and a convo with my 2.5 year olds at 7 am made me laugh. Please share yours too they always crack me up!
Here's mine:
Me: jack is that milk yummy?
Ds: yes mommy want some?
Me: no thank you, I'm good.
Dd: mommy you want a beer? You like beer.
Apparently we are having too much fun this summer!
Add yours 
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KwaaksNest
Love my boys!
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Samantha
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Funny things kids say...add yours
Thursday night i went to the movies, DS was crying
DS: Mommy dont go, then i have no one to play with
Me: Daddy is home he will play with you
DS: No, i dont like daddy he beats me
Me: What do you mean beats you?
DS: he doesnt let me win all the time, he wins sometimes too
I almost died laughing
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| Posted 8/3/13 2:34 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Dd is 2.5.
Last week she was making a big mess w dinner.
Me: dd you are making such a mess!
Her: (she pats me on the head and says) Don't worry Mama.
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| Posted 8/3/13 3:07 PM |
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cheryl28
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Today
Dd is 3 and she found a ruler
Dd: I'm gonna measure
Me: what are you measuring?
Dd: you!
Me: oh how tall am I?
Dd: short
I almost peed myself. Thanks kid for reminding me I'm vertically challenged hahaha
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| Posted 8/3/13 4:22 PM |
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WannaBeAMom11
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Funny things kids say...add yours
My nephew was over last night. He's 1. He says some words. We were playing and I'm like say aunt dee, he just giggled. 5 minutes later I'm sat dee. He laughs and says no. Everyone laughed it was just perfect timing.
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| Posted 8/3/13 4:22 PM |
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Jacksmommy
My love muffin!
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Liz
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
DS is almost 5. We have had a couple funny ones recently.
Last week I had my period (TMI) and couldn't go to the pool (which we normally do everyday). We were playing outside and my neighbor (who we are cordial but not friends with) came across the street to talk. In the conversation this happens:
Neighbor: Are you having a fun summer?
DS: Yeah but mommy has some red stuff on her underwear so we can't go to the pool! 
The other day I was giving him a bath.
DS: Mommy - what are these called again?
Me: Testicles
DS: They are just so squishy and fun to play with!
Me: You don't even know the half of it :) 
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| Posted 8/3/13 5:24 PM |
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Funny things kids say...add yours
DS (5) just told me his you know wrists on your leg, well, they hurt.
I said ankles, he said, yea that's it!!!!
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| Posted 8/3/13 9:52 PM |
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Lillykat
going along for the ride...
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
My next door neighbors were having friends over outside last night and my DD#1 (6) at bedtime asked if they would be loud (they were right outside her window). I said hopefully not they had been quiet so far. Then she asked if they were having wine. When I asked why she would say that she said " because mommy they have a sign in front of their house that says wine and friends".
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| Posted 8/4/13 8:12 AM |
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Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo
Member since 9/08 6079 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Well this just happened over the weekend so I want to share.
Ava: Mommy I want to take your head off!
Me: Ummm...ok..and what would you like to do with it?
Ava: I just want to play with it!!
Me 
Haha! It was funny and creepy at the same time! Too funny!
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| Posted 8/5/13 8:47 AM |
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MrsFrizzle
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Kristin
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Posted by FreeButterfly
DS (5) just told me his you know wrists on your leg, well, they hurt.
I said ankles, he said, yea that's it!!!!
I'm crashing only bc my niece the other day told me she got a cut on her hand ankle!! (wrist)
these kids are too funny
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:08 AM |
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JRsMaMa
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Jake's Mama
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Posted by Jacksmommy
DS is almost 5. We have had a couple funny ones recently.
Last week I had my period (TMI) and couldn't go to the pool (which we normally do everyday). We were playing outside and my neighbor (who we are cordial but not friends with) came across the street to talk. In the conversation this happens:
Neighbor: Are you having a fun summer?
DS: Yeah but mommy has some red stuff on her underwear so we can't go to the pool!
The other day I was giving him a bath.
DS: Mommy - what are these called again?
Me: Testicles
DS: They are just so squishy and fun to play with!
Me: You don't even know the half of it :)
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:15 AM |
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EricaAlt
LIF Adult
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Erica
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Public bathroom not too long ago with my 4 yr old DS.
I had to go to pee so of course he came in the stall with me.
DS was looking again watching me go. Of course this doesn't make me feel comfy and I know he's interested in parts.
DS - Mommy, you don't have a penis?
Me - No M. I told you many times mommies don't have a penis.
DS looks confused then a lightbulb seemed to of gone of.
... Just to let you know when I go use the public bathroom I don't touch anything so I do the squat over the potty and lean forward.
DS - Oh mommy. You go pee pee with your tushy!!
Me - Uh, not exactly.
Then I changed the subject
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:41 AM |
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EricaAlt
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Erica
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Had to add one more...
My 2 yr old DS pointed to a bottle of wine on the counter and says, "Mommy juice."
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:47 AM |
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MayBbaby21
Baby no. 3 coming soon!
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Me: Look Aubrey, that's a real princess, prince and their new baby (showing her a mag cover)
Aubrey (2.5 yrs): Oh, did you go to that wedding?
Apparently she thinks I'm super important.
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:51 AM |
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karennjoe
LIF Toddler
Member since 6/05 403 total posts
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Karen
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Funny things kids say...add yours
We were having lunch and my mom was sitting next to DD. My mom said come on and eat or we cant play outside. She looks at my mom and said. "does it look like Im laughing grandma"
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| Posted 8/5/13 10:59 AM |
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snowprincess
My happy babies
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Funny things kids say...add yours
my almost 4 year old
seeing recycling truck - he is collecting daddy juice (aka beer cans) - I guess we drink too much too
another one -
ds- I like 3 thinks - milk, juice, and water, daddy you like 3 things coffee, soda, and daddy juice
I guess we need to drink better things in front of kids
me- how do you swim
ds - like a penguin
me - who told you swim like a penguin
ds - my brain told me
another day - setup - he has his shark towel on
me - how do you swim
ds - like a hippo
he used to call farts - burps out of my bum
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| Posted 8/5/13 11:18 AM |
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babyface10
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
This is my Niece she was 3 or 4 at the time.
ME - what do you want to be when you grow up?
Niece - i dunno, but not a mommy cause thats too hard of work
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| Posted 8/5/13 11:30 AM |
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Posted by EricaAlt
Public bathroom not too long ago with my 4 yr old DS.
I had to go to pee so of course he came in the stall with me.
DS was looking again watching me go. Of course this doesn't make me feel comfy and I know he's interested in parts.
DS - Mommy, you don't have a penis?
Me - No M. I told you many times mommies don't have a penis.
DS looks confused then a lightbulb seemed to of gone of.
... Just to let you know when I go use the public bathroom I don't touch anything so I do the squat over the potty and lean forward.
DS - Oh mommy. You go pee pee with your tushy!!
Me - Uh, not exactly.
Then I changed the subject
Haha! Dd calls hers her "little butt"
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| Posted 8/5/13 1:51 PM |
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
Posted by babyface10
This is my Niece she was 3 or 4 at the time.
ME - what do you want to be when you grow up?
Niece - i dunno, but not a mommy cause thats too hard of work
Love this!!!!!
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| Posted 8/5/13 1:52 PM |
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LotsaLuv
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Funny things kids say...add yours
The other day I told my husband I was going to go jump in the shower. When I came out, my 2 year old said, "Mommy, jump in the shower", and she started jumping LOL
A couple weeks ago every time we were leaving the house she would say, "Pickup Beer"? I guess we go to pickup beer a lot lol
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| Posted 8/5/13 2:37 PM |
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Bamama
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
My all-time favorite.
My DS is 3. One day, he had this revelation while sitting on the potty.
The way his face lit up was priceless.
DS: When I am one-thousand years old, my penis will be HUUUUUUGE!!!!
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| Posted 8/5/13 3:53 PM |
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Lina
My angel is finally here
Member since 5/10 2559 total posts
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Lindsay
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Re: Funny things kids say...add yours
We were hanging out at my SIL's house. My DD starts crying and my 3.5 year old nieces says... "Aunt Lindsay, I think she wants your boobie". I nearly died laughing
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| Posted 8/5/13 4:40 PM |
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Atherley
So in Love with my DS
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My sister just told me something funny that my 3 year old niece just said after coming home from the library with my brother where they took her picture for the card.
My sister: Hi Aniyah, how as the library?
Aniyah: It was good, I got my drivers license
My sister: Your drivers license? Does that mean you are going to start driving?
Aniyah: Noooo, I don't have a car
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| Posted 8/5/13 6:40 PM |
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Posted by snowprincess
he used to call farts - burps out of my bum
DS says his "poop alarm is going off"
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| Posted 8/6/13 10:42 AM |
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babycrazed
LIF Toddler
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Funny things kids say...add yours
"If someone sticks their finger out a bird might land on it because the bird might think it's a branch, especially me because i'm brown"
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