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nrthshgrl
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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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You have to love the restricted growth argument.
Message edited 5/14/2008 11:19:13 AM.
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
cute kid
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| Posted 5/14/08 11:20 AM |
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Smileyd17
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
OMG,
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| Posted 5/14/08 11:21 AM |
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Beth
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
sounds like the 2008 version of RIsky Business!
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| Posted 5/14/08 11:29 AM |
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MrsRbk
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
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OMG.... This is the best!!!!!
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| Posted 5/14/08 11:33 AM |
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Shelly
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
Definitely!!
You know those hookers are law abiding citizens who woudln't want to break any laws. 
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| Posted 5/14/08 11:54 AM |
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Lucky09
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
You can totally tell that this kid is the son of an attorney with that argument.
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| Posted 5/14/08 12:00 PM |
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FelAndJon
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
I love it!
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| Posted 5/14/08 12:20 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
Pretty funny, but at the same time I found it sad that the father was "too busy" to buy his son a birthday present. Probably not the first or last time.
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| Posted 5/14/08 12:21 PM |
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inbliss
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HoneyBadger
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
Posted by Jax430
Pretty funny, but at the same time I found it sad that the father was "too busy" to buy his son a birthday present. Probably not the first or last time.
I was thinking the same thing. But I have to admit this made me LOL...
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
That is classic!!!
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Epeebes
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
i sent this to a frind of mine who plays world of warcraft cuz hes soo damn obsessed and i couldn't help but
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
There are so many things about This story that are soooo funny where to begin!!!! And in the back of my mind I can't help but anticipate similar craziness in twelve years!!!!!
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
Oh boy!!
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nrthshgrl
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
I'm just trying to picture them ordering over the phone. "I'd like a blond or a redhead with big breasts, but she needs to know how to play Halo. With a high score of at least...."
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
Posted by Shelly
Definitely!!
You know those hookers are law abiding citizens who woudln't want to break any laws.
And he has political aspirations
I think we are reading about the future Govenor of NY 2038
ETA: In all seriousness that excuse is pretty brilliant
Message edited 5/14/2008 1:35:23 PM.
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lvdolphins
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
OMG im so glad other people are LAUGHING... i read the title of this thread, laughed out loud, then thought- man, what would ppl think about me if they knew i found this sick story to be hysterical..
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2BEANS
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Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers - Not sure if this was posted already
This just made me pizz myself:
"Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead"
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