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MrsERod
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"AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and think, "Surely I can't look THAT old??? Well, you'll love this one:
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name, had been in my High School class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then???
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discared any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was waayy TOO old to have been my classmate! Hmmm..or could he??
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, yes I did. I had a mustang!" He gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
Utterly shocked, I exclaimed: "You were in my class!"
He looked at me closely, and then, with the most bewildered look, that ugly, old, wrinkled, SOB asked: "What class did you teach?"
Message edited 2/11/2007 9:04:40 PM.
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Nicole728
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Re: AGE
So glad that was a joke! 
Message edited 2/11/2007 10:58:20 PM.
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rose825
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Re: AGE
 but
obviously this is a joke since you are way too young to have graduated in 1969, but I wanted to say, he really said, yes I drove a mustang- what a loser
Message edited 2/11/2007 3:22:15 PM.
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PotofLuck06
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Re: AGE
How rude!!!!
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cj7305
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Re: AGE
Posted by PotofLuck06
How rude!!!!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an idiot
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| Posted 2/11/07 3:19 PM |
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johnsae
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Re: AGE
men are so dumb
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MelToddJulia
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Marcie
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Re: AGE
That is wrong!!!
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| Posted 2/11/07 3:56 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
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Re: AGE
I nearly just spit out my ice cream!!!!!!!!
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MrsERod
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Re: AGE
omg you guys - this wasn't MY dentist that i'm telling you about.... - this is a JOKE that was sent to me in an email!
sh1t, i wasn't even BORN in 1969!!!
ok...so i was born SOMETIME near 1969! 
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| Posted 2/11/07 9:04 PM |
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luvsbob4603
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jerrysgirl
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JodiBabe
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Re: "AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
Posted by MrsERod
omg you guys - this wasn't MY dentist that i'm telling you about.... - this is a JOKE that was sent to me in an email!
sh1t, i wasn't even BORN in 1969!!!
ok...so i was born SOMETIME near 1969!
OMG
It is very funny but I knew it was a joke because you are sooooooooo young. I'm the old one & I was class of '80 
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Booklady1017
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Re: "AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
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Stacey1403
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Re: "AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
Posted by MrsERod
omg you guys - this wasn't MY dentist that i'm telling you about.... - this is a JOKE that was sent to me in an email!
sh1t, i wasn't even BORN in 1969!!!
ok...so i was born SOMETIME near 1969!
I am that people thought this was a true story and not a joke
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MelToddJulia
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Re: "AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
I knew it was an e-mail joke!
I dont think you would of wrote just "AGE" as the subject--lol
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Posted by MrsERod
omg you guys - this wasn't MY dentist that i'm telling you about.... - this is a JOKE that was sent to me in an email!
Sure, sure - this wasn't YOUR dentist!
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Lauren
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Myrockette
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MsMBV
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Re: "AGE" - Joke sent to me in an email
Posted by MrsERod
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and think, "Surely I can't look THAT old??? Well, you'll love this one:
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name, had been in my High School class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then???
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discared any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was waayy TOO old to have been my classmate! Hmmm..or could he??
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, yes I did. I had a mustang!" He gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
Utterly shocked, I exclaimed: "You were in my class!"
He looked at me closely, and then, with the most bewildered look, that ugly, old, wrinkled, SOB asked: "What class did you teach?"
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