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HeathKernandez
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Common Sense..
An Obituary printed in the London Times. Interesting and sadly true. 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, "Common Sense", who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated
such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair;
and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouth wash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement .
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust. His wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility, his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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Posted 1/26/09 10:45 AM |
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Re: Common Sense..
I think you forgot the other step-brother "Not my child" -- that's one of my personal favs when it comes to the death of common sense and taking responsibility.
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Posted 1/26/09 10:51 AM |
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HeathKernandez
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Name: baby fish mouth
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Re: Common Sense..
Posted by MrsPJB2007
I think you forgot the other step-brother "Not my child" -- that's one of my personal favs when it comes to the death of common sense and taking responsibility.
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Posted 1/26/09 10:54 AM |
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MeNBobs
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Re: Common Sense..
Sorry for your loss C
Posted by MrsPJB2007
I think you forgot the other step-brother "Not my child" -- that's one of my personal favs when it comes to the death of common sense and taking responsibility.
That's what uncle Maury is for.
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Posted 1/26/09 10:56 AM |
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Kara
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Re: Common Sense..
Posted by MeNBobs
Sorry for your loss C
Posted by MrsPJB2007
I think you forgot the other step-brother "Not my child" -- that's one of my personal favs when it comes to the death of common sense and taking responsibility.
That's what uncle Maury is for.
Isn't Maury Common Sense's Evil Twin?
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Posted 1/26/09 10:58 AM |
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
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Name: baby fish mouth
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Re: Common Sense..
Posted by MeNBobs
That's what uncle Maury is for.
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Posted 1/26/09 11:03 AM |
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1stimemom
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Re: Common Sense..
Funny, but kinda sad because it is so true!
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Posted 1/26/09 11:24 AM |
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longford73
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Re: Common Sense..
I just e-mailed this to some who will mourn & some that helped in the demise.
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Posted 1/26/09 12:56 PM |
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