Forum Game: 3 words to the story
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Jonsgirl04
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe
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Posted 7/18/11 9:54 AM |
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Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo
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Name: Stephanie
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap
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GoldenRod
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of
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Posted 7/18/11 10:13 AM |
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MrsPorkChop
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel
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GoldenRod
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang
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Posted 7/19/11 7:33 AM |
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Jonsgirl04
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Member since 9/08 6079 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
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Posted 7/19/11 8:03 AM |
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JennP
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves. His wife, a
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Posted 7/19/11 8:43 AM |
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Bearcat
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate,
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Posted 7/19/11 9:53 AM |
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FranM
And so it goes....
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with
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Posted 7/19/11 10:28 AM |
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joenick
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights
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Posted 7/19/11 11:43 AM |
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in
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Posted 7/19/11 11:57 AM |
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DramaQueen10
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's
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Posted 7/19/11 12:00 PM |
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Jonsgirl04
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Name: Stephanie
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow
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Posted 7/19/11 12:25 PM |
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ThePinkGoose
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon
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Posted 7/19/11 12:32 PM |
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KCCL
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite
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Posted 7/19/11 5:48 PM |
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ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands
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Name: Nunya
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
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Posted 7/19/11 7:48 PM |
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Bops
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! It was then
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GoldenRod
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Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name: Shawn
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! It was then that she decided
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NEW Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! It was then that she decided her intelligence was
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joenick
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
NEW Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average
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Posted 7/20/11 10:42 AM |
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Bops
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!! It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she
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Posted 7/20/11 5:15 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name: Shawn
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app
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Posted 7/21/11 7:23 AM |
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Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo
Member since 9/08 6079 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends
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Posted 7/21/11 10:23 AM |
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